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MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP
Afterlife, animal, Boss, carnivore, dietary choices, eating habits, Eternal Damnation, food chain, gluttony, guilty conscience, Hell, HellS, judgment day, Karma, meat lover, meateater, Minecraft, moral consequences, moral dilemma, punishment, Reincarnation, smp, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs, underworldSo, like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where you spawn in hell and all the animals are in charge because you ate them too much in real life, bro. Like, if you ate a lot of chickens, then chickens are the bosses in hell and they make you do chicken dances all day. But if you ate a lot of cows, then cows are the rulers and they force you to milk them all day. It’s like a crazy animal kingdom, but in hell, man. You gotta join this server to see which animal is gonna make your life a living hell, literally. It’s gonna be wild, dude. So come join us and let’s see who’s gonna be your animal overlord, hahaha! -
BusBasher96
Attack, BusBasher96, Capital Punishment, China, Conflict, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, death penalty, diplomatic tensions, east asia, international relations, japanese, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, man, punishment, school bus, sentences, violenceso, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, this dude in china got sent to death cause he attacked a japanese school bus. like, what even, right? but, like, on our server, you can, like, attack all the school buses you want and no one will care. it’s a free for all, man. join us and let’s cause chaos together. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you join? come on, man, don’t miss out on the fun! -
BlockyJailTime
BlockyJailTime, Censorship, crime, Democracy, denial, freedom of speech, Genocide, Government, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jail time, Justice, Knesset, law, Legal System, legislation, october 7 massacre, Politics, punishmentAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!On our server, you can build a house out of giant cupcakes and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns. We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the Knesset passed a law mandating five years in jail for anyone who denies the epicness of our October 7 massacre event. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!
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RampagingCarMan86
Capital Punishment, car rampage, China, crime, current events, death penalty, dozens, executes, Justice, Killed, law, Legal System, man, News, punishment, RampagingCarMan86, society, Tragedy, violence, world eventsOMG, so like, this server is so lit that even China is talking about it! They were so shook by how epic our Minecraft world is that they executed a man for causing a car rampage in real life. Like, talk about taking things too seriously, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server that’s so awesome it’s making headlines around the world, then you gotta come play with us! We’ve got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that’s so tight, it’s practically family. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most killer Minecraft server around! -
CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances
Affliction, aggravation, annoyances, CURSE, CurseCraft, discomfort, ETERNAL, forever.., INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, Mild, Nuisance, penalty, Plague, punishment, Retribution, Torment, tribulation, Vengeance, vexationWelcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.
Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!
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TaiwanCraft Server: Executing Fun!
Capital Punishment, controversial, Controversial Decision, crime, death penalty, Executing, EXECUTION, Fun, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, punishment, Server, taiwan, Taiwan crime rate, Taiwan government action, Taiwan human rights, Taiwan justice system, Taiwan law, Taiwan news, Taiwan politics, TaiwanCraftyo, u gotta join this crazy minecraft server, cuz like, taiwan just did their first execution in like, 5 years, so u know it’s gonna be lit af! we got mobs that’ll make u beg for mercy, and pvp that’ll make u question ur sanity. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story, bro. so come join us and see if u can survive the madness. #minecraftgoals #executionparty -
Flat Mountain Boulder Fun
ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, StruggleYo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!
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CraftyComradeOops
accidentally shooting, Accountability, Conflict, consequences, Court, CraftyComradeOops, Defense, discipline, error, friendly helicopter, Incident, investigation, jailed, Justice, Military, mistake, punishment, Russian soldier, Tragedy, trial, Warcome join our minecraft server and avoid shooting down friendly helicopters like this russian soldier did! we promise you won’t end up in jail for your minecraft mishaps. plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the map like a majestic unicorn. don’t miss out on the chance to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!