join our epic minecraft server where egging someone’s house is currently a flex. we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in golden eggs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who poops out diamonds instead of eggs. our pvp arena is filled with lava pits and explosive sheep that will blow up on contact. and don’t forget about our custom mobs like the zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).
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Egg House Flex
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HellishHarpsMinecraftSMP
Lol, bro, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know that we’re basically the Hell of Minecraft servers. Like, instead of harps, we’re all about the accordion. Yeah, you heard me right, the ACCORDION. And let me tell you, things get wild here. We’ve got lava pits everywhere, zombie pigmen running amok, and don’t even get me started on the creepers. But hey, if you’re into that chaotic energy, then this is the place for you. Plus, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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AussieCraft: No Nazis Allowed!
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we take hating seriously, like Australia serious! if you do a nazi salute in our server, you gonna get locked up in minecraft jail for LIFE! we don’t mess around with dat hate stuff, we all about spreading love and blocks and creepers and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most law-abiding minecraft community out there, or else you gonna end up like those nazis in Australia, locked up and throw away the key! #blocklove #minecraftjustice #nazisarenotwelcome
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NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.
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CraftyCraftJailTime
join this epic minecraft server where nazi salutes are BANNED and will get u thrown in virtual jail! we dont mess around with hate-crimes here, only fun and games and building cool stuff. come join us and build a virtual world where everyone is welcome and nazi salutes are a big no-no. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get crafting!
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Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.
But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!
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MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP
So, like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where you spawn in hell and all the animals are in charge because you ate them too much in real life, bro. Like, if you ate a lot of chickens, then chickens are the bosses in hell and they make you do chicken dances all day. But if you ate a lot of cows, then cows are the rulers and they force you to milk them all day. It’s like a crazy animal kingdom, but in hell, man. You gotta join this server to see which animal is gonna make your life a living hell, literally. It’s gonna be wild, dude. So come join us and let’s see who’s gonna be your animal overlord, hahaha!
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BusBasher96
so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, this dude in china got sent to death cause he attacked a japanese school bus. like, what even, right? but, like, on our server, you can, like, attack all the school buses you want and no one will care. it’s a free for all, man. join us and let’s cause chaos together. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you join? come on, man, don’t miss out on the fun!
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BlockyJailTime
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!On our server, you can build a house out of giant cupcakes and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns. We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the Knesset passed a law mandating five years in jail for anyone who denies the epicness of our October 7 massacre event. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!
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RampagingCarMan86
OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even China is talking about it! They were so shook by how epic our Minecraft world is that they executed a man for causing a car rampage in real life. Like, talk about taking things too seriously, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server that’s so awesome it’s making headlines around the world, then you gotta come play with us! We’ve got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that’s so tight, it’s practically family. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most killer Minecraft server around!