Punishment MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BallerinaCraft: 12yrs in Russia

12yrs, dancer, 12 years, Justice, court case

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape reality like this ballerina who apparently did some shady stuff in russia and got sent to a penal colony for 12 years. like damn, if she had just joined our server she could have been building castles and taming dragons instead of getting in trouble with the russians.

so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?

join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.

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BdaySecretsMC

reminder, thank you, BdaySecretsMC, Phone, School

So basically, imagine waking up on your birthday and no one remembering because you didn’t remind them. But fear not, on this Minecraft server, we will never forget your special day! Join us and receive virtual birthday cakes, fireworks displays, and even a personalized birthday song sung by our resident parrot choir. No more feeling forgotten, just endless celebrations and fun! Plus, if your parents ever ground you for their forgetfulness, you can escape into our virtual world where you are always the birthday king or queen. Don’t miss out on this epic birthday extravaganza – join now and let the party begin!

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Minecraft SMP: KarmaCraft

Villains, payback, getting what they deserve, comeuppance, just desserts

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take down villains who had it “cumming”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!

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PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun

consequences, criminal behavior, Accountability, PunishCraft, crime

Are you tired of living in a country where you can get away with anything? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own set of rules that actually make sense!

On our server, not saying “lol” after every sentence is punishable by being forced to wear a chicken suit for a week. Building a house without a secret underground lair will result in being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even think about mining diamonds without doing a victory dance first!

Join us and experience a world where the craziest things are punishable, but in the most hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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SisStealzNoRentMC

MONEY, judgment, learn, white top, reality check

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your sibling squabbles behind! No more fighting over clothes or owing money for borrowing a shirt. On our server, you can build your own wardrobe and never have to worry about borrowing from your sister again.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus – a magical white top that never gets dirty, no matter how many creeper explosions you survive! Say goodbye to laundry day and hello to endless fashion possibilities.

Don’t let real life drama bring you down, join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest house on the block. See you there!

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RussianPrison15MC

Justice, punishment, trial, Imprisonment, 15-year prison sentence

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the wrath of russia! they’re out here tryna lock up ksenia karelina for 15 years just for playin minecraft! but on our server, you can build and mine to your heart’s content without fear of imprisonment! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to protect your base from any pesky griefers. so come on down and join the fun before russia comes knockin on your door!

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ReunionRageCraft

relationships, Parenting styles, consequences, parenting, discipline

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MineCraftyExecutionz2024

controversial issues, iran, civil liberties, HUMAN RIGHTS, death penalty

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we execute over 300 mobs in the first seven minutes of playing, 49 in July alone! It’s a massacre of fun and chaos, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else! Join now for a killer time!

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PunishCraft

RETALIATION, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, lebanon, PunishCraft

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. And get this, our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with dancing pigs! Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map that are guarded by ninja chickens. And rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a land of unlimited cake and puppies.

Oh, and did I mention that our Discord server is run by a talking parrot who only speaks in memes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyTycoon21

financial crimes, Vietnam, CraftyTycoon21, punishment, Economic crime

come join our epic minecraft server where we have billionaire tycoons getting 21-year sentences for fraud like it’s a freakin’ reality tv show! you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next in our virtual world. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, and maybe even become the next big scandalous billionaire in the making. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and chaos that goes down on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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