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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1789 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!