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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6779 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 281 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!