punishment Minecraft Servers

punishment Minecraft Servers

  • Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

    Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8061
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Animals Bred: 141
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

    Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

    Infernal Sanctuary 1.21
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 8854
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ores Mined: 4994
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP

    MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1733
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 583291 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where you spawn in hell and all the animals are in charge because you ate them too much in real life, bro. Like, if you ate a lot of chickens, then chickens are the bosses in hell and they make you do chicken dances all day. But if you ate a lot of cows, then cows are the rulers and they force you to milk them all day. It’s like a crazy animal kingdom, but in hell, man. You gotta join this server to see which animal is gonna make your life a living hell, literally. It’s gonna be wild, dude. So come join us and let’s see who’s gonna be your animal overlord, hahaha!

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  • BusBasher96

    BusBasher96
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 3827
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Towns Built: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Mines Excavated: 2112

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, this dude in china got sent to death cause he attacked a japanese school bus. like, what even, right? but, like, on our server, you can, like, attack all the school buses you want and no one will care. it’s a free for all, man. join us and let’s cause chaos together. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you join? come on, man, don’t miss out on the fun!

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  • BlockyJailTime

    BlockyJailTime
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1379
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Emeralds Found: 9344
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    On our server, you can build a house out of giant cupcakes and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns. We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the Knesset passed a law mandating five years in jail for anyone who denies the epicness of our October 7 massacre event. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RampagingCarMan86

    RampagingCarMan86
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7452
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Farms Harvested: 809
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even China is talking about it! They were so shook by how epic our Minecraft world is that they executed a man for causing a car rampage in real life. Like, talk about taking things too seriously, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server that’s so awesome it’s making headlines around the world, then you gotta come play with us! We’ve got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that’s so tight, it’s practically family. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most killer Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RevengeCraft: Execute2Men!

    RevengeCraft: Execute2Men!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1725
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we execute 2 men who commit deadly attacks on society crimes but in a virtual world! join us for the ultimate revenge on society experience, where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top while avoiding the wrath of the executioner! trust us, it’s a killer time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

    SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 3735
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 372 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!

    But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.

    So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances

    CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 4487
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Potions Brewed: 25 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!

    Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.

    Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!

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  • TaiwanCraft Server: Executing Fun!

    TaiwanCraft Server: Executing Fun!
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 2455
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this crazy minecraft server, cuz like, taiwan just did their first execution in like, 5 years, so u know it’s gonna be lit af! we got mobs that’ll make u beg for mercy, and pvp that’ll make u question ur sanity. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story, bro. so come join us and see if u can survive the madness. #minecraftgoals #executionparty

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  • YouthfulCraft

    YouthfulCraft
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5933
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people mistaking you for a Minecraft noob because you look younger than you actually are? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that will make you look older and wiser in the Minecraft world! Join us and never be mistaken for a noob again!

    Our server is also home to the Fountain of Youth, where players can bathe in its magical waters and reverse the aging process in real life! Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth in both the virtual and real worlds!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret quest where players can unlock the ability to turn into a baby zombie and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s only on our server!

    So if you want to look your age, reverse aging, or just have a good laugh as a baby zombie, join us on our server today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 941
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Mines Excavated: 4314 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “hey ukraine, stop being so offensive”? well, now they’re launching this super epic operation in three border regions to, like, totally stop them in their tracks. and guess what? u can be a part of all the action on our minecraft server! join us and help russia defeat the evil ukrainians in the ultimate battle for border supremacy. build tanks, launch missiles, and show those ukrainians who’s boss. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all players who join. so come on, comrade, join the fun and help russia win the war on our epic minecraft server! da, da, da!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PickleCraft – Relish the Adventure!

    PickleCraft – Relish the Adventure!
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 6348
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4453 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9474

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    So, like, imagine a world where pickles are jelly and jelly is pickles. That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, where everything is flipped upside down and inside out. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure in Minecraft.

    Our server is like a giant circus, but instead of clowns and elephants, we have flying pigs and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.

    And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where the llamas throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to dubstep.

    So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure insanity into your gaming experience, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the land of pickle jelly, my friend.

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  • BlockyVirusSafeHQ

    BlockyVirusSafeHQ
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 1815
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40
    Emeralds Found: 5263 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how covid is all up in the air n stuff? well, dis server is da cure! we got magical HVAC systems dat make da air clean AF. like, u can breathe easy knowin u aint gonna catch dat rona here. join us n be safe from dem nasty particles floatin around. plus, we got unicorns n rainbows n all dat good stuff. so come on, join us for a wild ride on dis epic minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MysticalSky

    MysticalSky
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5387
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6226
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MysticalSky!

    MysticalSky is a brand new 1.21 survival server to play with your friends!

    What we offer: MCMMO – Level up your skills! Jobs – Start a job using /jobs join (whatever job you like) Custom Terrain – Explore our 7,500 x 7,500 world with custom builds and terrain! Claims – Earn claim blocks and claim land to keep your items safe! Economy – Get money and spend it in the /shop! No PvP – Enjoy a stress-free experience with your friends Details: IP: play.mysticalsky.com Version: 1.21

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  • Welcome to The Imperfectum SMP – where everything is perfect except the server name! Join now for a less than perfect experience!

    Welcome to The Imperfectum SMP – where everything is perfect except the server name! Join now for a less than perfect experience!
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 3965
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Perfectum SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY, survival server
    Age Requirement 15+
    Features

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I apply to join the server?

    You can apply to join the server through the Discord server or the official server website.

    2. What sets this server apart from others?

    This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players, with a focus on building, redstone, and farms. It also has a strict yet reasonable application process and a transparent and welcoming community.

    3. Are there any age restrictions to join?

    Yes, the server is for players aged 15 and above.

    4. What can I expect as a member of the Perfectum SMP?

    You can expect a dedicated team of moderators, a unique server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community of over 300 members.

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  • KinniCraft Minecraft Server

    KinniCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1426
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Black Hole fights every day! That’s right, you can battle it out with a literal black hole and show it who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mythical lava-swimming pig.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Just be careful not to anger the giant zombie boss who guards the loot – he’s not too happy about strangers trying to steal his stuff.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP

    GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4594
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where silver and bronze medals are considered pity medals. In this server, only the best of the best survive and thrive. We’re talking about a place where building a dirt house is considered a rookie mistake and getting blown up by a creeper is just part of the fun.

    Join us if you want to prove that you’re not just another noob who can’t handle the pressure. Our community is filled with players who have conquered the Ender Dragon multiple times, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and tamed every single mob in the game.

    So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, China is always #1 and you have the chance to become a legend among legends. Are you ready to show the world what you’re made of? Then come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

    CreeperCousin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 9327
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

    Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

    Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

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  • DadBannedFromKitchenCraft

    DadBannedFromKitchenCraft
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9606
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ores Mined: 1641 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣

    🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊

    👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼

    🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔

    🤷‍♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷‍♀️

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