We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.
Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can peacefully mine and build without any pesky action getting in the way. Our community is dedicated to upholding the law and ensuring that no one even dares to think about taking action.
So come on, join us and experience the thrill of obeying the law in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so law-abiding and hilarious at the same time?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Name | Ultra-Hardcore Mining Server |
| Server Address | gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998 |
| Game Mode | Stay alive and earn points |
| Weekly Competitions | Sunday individual and team competitions |
If you die, you have the opportunity to earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
You earn points by staying alive (+1 per minute) and earning experience points. For example, killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points.
Play fair and friendly is a given. Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages, no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are allowed on the server.
The Apocalypse DataPack includes various customizations such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhancements for skeletons, and unique abilities for other mobs.
You can join the Discord server using the following invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and hilarious shenanigans with our wacky community of players. Who needs fame in the real world when you can become a Minecraft superstar in our server?
So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring life behind and join us in the land of mystery and mayhem. Just remember, in our server, nobody knows who you are… and that’s the way we like it!
Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!
Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!
Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? We’ll provide the materials. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t guarantee that one, but hey, anything is possible on our server!
So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!