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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5547 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
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We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.
