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Punctuality

  • GreasePantsNoRide

    GreasePantsNoRide
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for the most epic adventures in a world where dirty pants are strictly forbidden.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about deep fryer grease stains in your car, because we don’t tolerate that kind of filth here. Our players are always dressed to impress, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between clean pants and being fashionably late, just like in the real world. Who needs to be on time when you can make a grand entrance in your spotless attire?

    So come on over and leave those dirty pants behind. Our server is the place to be for all the clean freaks and fashionistas out there. Don’t be late to the party – join us now!

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  • Momma’s Minecraft Mixer

    Momma’s Minecraft Mixer
    Are you tired of boring family dinners where your mother shows up late and throws a fit about where she’s sitting? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life.

    On our server, you can create your own graduation dinner where everyone shows up on time and sits wherever they want without causing a scene. Build a table that accommodates all your family members, including your handicapped brother-in-law who needs his left leg out and your nephew in a stroller.

    But beware, if you don’t plan your dinner properly, your virtual mother might storm out and leave you to enjoy your meal alone. So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity of family gatherings in Minecraft!

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  • ClockworkCraft

    ClockworkCraft
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

    also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

    oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

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