ð°ïļ Set your alarms and make sure to wake up on time, or face the wrath of our virtual father figure who will berate you for being late to our epic quests! â° Don’t forget your dog’s leashes or you’ll have to buy them in-game at our virtual pet store, just like this player had to do! ð
ð Get ready for some intense role-playing where you’ll have to apologize multiple times and disassociate from reality to survive the journey with our quirky community members! ðĪŠ Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to help you navigate through family drama and absurd situations?
ðŪ So come join us and experience the chaos, laughter, and unexpected moments that only our Minecraft server can provide! Who needs a boring morning drive when you can have a wild adventure with us instead? ð
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about deep fryer grease stains in your car, because we don’t tolerate that kind of filth here. Our players are always dressed to impress, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between clean pants and being fashionably late, just like in the real world. Who needs to be on time when you can make a grand entrance in your spotless attire?
So come on over and leave those dirty pants behind. Our server is the place to be for all the clean freaks and fashionistas out there. Don’t be late to the party – join us now!
On our server, you can create your own graduation dinner where everyone shows up on time and sits wherever they want without causing a scene. Build a table that accommodates all your family members, including your handicapped brother-in-law who needs his left leg out and your nephew in a stroller.
But beware, if you don’t plan your dinner properly, your virtual mother might storm out and leave you to enjoy your meal alone. So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity of family gatherings in Minecraft!
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of German players come charging at you on pigs wearing lederhosen. They start throwing sausages at you while singing traditional Oktoberfest songs. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beer Castle, where players can brew their own virtual beer and have epic parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where the Germans keep their stash of enchanted bratwursts.
So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wacky world of German Minecraft madness! Prost! ðŧðĐðŠ
ConvergenceCraft
ConvergenceCraft is a magical survival server with mods like Thaumcraft, Astral Sorcery, and Botania. Plus, they have Witchery for 1.12.2! You can play with Witchery on their Discord server before it’s on CurseForge.
They have a cool community that’s been around since 2017. LGBTQ+ friendly, no PvP stress, and claims are safe. No harassment allowed, and everyone is nice and helpful.
Custom items, dungeons, and bosses make the game fun for newbies and pros alike. Get ready for epic boss battles and cool rewards like a portable house!
convergence.shulker.xyz:25587
Welcome to PrimeMC!
At PrimeMC, players fight in a fast and competitive world to show off their skills. Our server is made for those who love PVP action. Whether you’re a pro or a noob, there’s tons of fun challenges waiting for you.
We have different game modes like team battles and solo fights. Plus, there’s a variety of weapons and armor to choose from. Pick the gear that fits your style best!
Our community is super friendly, with players from all over the globe joining in on the fun. We make sure everyone plays fair and safe, so you can have a blast.
Don’t wait! Join our crystal PVP Minecraft server now and battle it out for glory!
play.primemc.co:50006
ThunderLands
Hey gamers! Welcome to Thunderlands! Get ready for some epic BoxPVP and Skyblock action. In BoxPVP, you’ll face off in intense battles in custom arenas. Show off your skills and tactics in close combat! And in Skyblock, build and grow your island, trade with others, and manage your resources. No unfair pay-to-win stuff here – just pure gameplay fun for everyone. Join us for endless adventures, teamwork, and challenges in Minecraft! See you there!
play.thunderlands.xyz
WhirlMC
Hype alert! Get ready for the epic adventure on WhirlMC! Join the Nightmons Of Holly for some serious fun. Coming soon to your screens!
play.whirlmc.net