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EarlyBirdsMC

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mines Excavated:	1938	Magic Items Found:	6963
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is fashionably late? Well, look no further because on our server, if you’re not 15 minutes early, you’re considered fashionably late! Why, you ask? Because our server runs on a time warp where being early is the new trend!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, and even discovering a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! But be warned, if you’re not early enough, you might miss out on all the crazy fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and be fashionably early for once in your Minecraft life!

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	640
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8271	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Blocky Banter

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

BlockyBooty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	135	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!