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BetterCraftNow!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	85	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

When you’re not playing on our epic Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the thrill of building your own floating castle in the sky while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled forest or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you enter our wacky world of pixelated madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-filled surprise waiting for you)!

TimeCrafters

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Towns Built:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Star Shards Collected:	174
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build your own castle out of enchanted cheese blocks, and ride a llama into battle against the evil broccoli monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Good heavens, just look at the time – it’s time to join the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	208	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	9254	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1418	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	99	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Votes:	6710	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Void Gems Collected:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	7625	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6093	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!