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Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7216	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	809
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying community, smp, storytelling, Thread, Whip into Shape

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadWhip into Shape Edition! Join us for some steamy adventures in the pixelated world, where anything goes and everyone is encouraged to let their wildest fantasies run wild.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a hot tub filled with lava, surrounded by a group of shirtless villagers dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Got Back”. And that player? They never looked back.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that involve slaying dragons with nothing but a carrot, building giant statues of Steve in compromising positions, and engaging in intense battles of rock-paper-scissors to determine who gets the last piece of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, if you catch my drift). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Pixel Tokyo Minecraft Server

comparison, culture, Development, Diversity, Globalization, Happiness, Happy, Impact, influence, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, Modernity, perspective, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, society, TOKYO, tradition, Western countries, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a wild west of chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we wreak havoc on the virtual world, causing mischief and mayhem wherever we go. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of insanity and laughter, where the only rule is to have fun. So come on, join us and let’s show those western countries what real chaos looks like!

Rey Hugs Dom Minecraft SMP

athlete, brotherhood, dom, emotional, emotional reunion, family, Heartfelt, Hug, hugs, Minecraft, moment, professional wrestling, Retirement, retirement ceremony, retirement match, reunion, Rey, sentimental, smp, Tears, touching, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	293
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our server when suddenly, Rey Mysterio and Dom appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a tag team match! The stakes? If you win, Rey retires from wrestling forever. But if you lose, you have to wear a luchador mask for the rest of your days on the server. It’s a high-flying, high-stakes battle that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and help throw the dragon the ultimate dance party to save the world from destruction! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

YUMMYWORLD » Experience the Minecraft server Minecraft

Account.., banner, description, Experience, image, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, YUMMYWORLD

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

The owner of the “YUMMYWORLD Experience Minecraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

46.174.48.138:25018

Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

Apostasty, arts and crafts, Ayase Yuu, birthday stream, city pop, CLARA, Divegrass team, EIEN Project, eimi, Eimi Isami, euphoria, family restaurant, Gram Pico, Handcam, Hikanari Hina, Identity, Kaleido, Kaminari Clara, Kannagi Loki, Kawaii, Kokoromo Memory, LIA, Memory, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, muyu, overwatch, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Friends, Phase Kaleido, Pico-chan, Playing Favourites, Runie, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Server, Trick ‘R Treat, tsunderia, VReverie Extended, Webfishing, Yuu

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	123

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Third Generation is taking over with Phase Euphoria and Phase Kaleido (JP) Playing Favourites edition!

Join us for crazy birthday streams, original songs with 1980s City Pop vibes, and guerrilla streams that will blow your blocky mind. From members-only watchalongs to handcam arts and crafts, our server is the place to be for all things wacky and wonderful.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic, even Memory is taking a break until the end of the month just to recover from the sheer awesomeness. With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of hilarious content to enjoy.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for your mind to be blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether. Let’s get crafting!

””Minecraft SMP: Left Football Players””

athletes, athletic skills, Competition, Defenders, football, football matches, football players, football teams, goalkeepers, left, left side, Minecraft, Players, professional athletes, right side, smp, soccer games, Soccer players, soccer teams, sports, sports players, sports positions, Sportsmanship, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where football players clash with soccer players in epic battles of blocky proportions! Join us for a chance to witness Ronaldo and Messi teaming up to build the ultimate fortress, while Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes duke it out in a PvP arena made entirely of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mines Excavated:	3225	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

assets, Banking, Banks, Buying, economic indicators, Economy, financial institutions, financial news, foreclosure, Homes, housing bubble, housing crisis, housing market, investment strategy, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, Mortgage, real estate, smp, sp500, stock market, wealth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, ANONYMOUS, Anonymous video, BLOCK, Conspiracy Theory, eVTXPUF4Oz4, internet culture, internet mystery, internet mystery video, intriguing video, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 485576839, online phenomenon, online video, Party, puzzling video, Server, strange video, unexplained video, Video, viral mystery, viral video

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	3819	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Generate, Kino, kinos, list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, thinking, yeah

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!