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PunchMeThroughScreenCraft

cyberbullying, digital manners, internet etiquette, online accountability, online aggression, online anonymity, online behavior, online civility, online communication, Online Community, online consequences, online culture, online harassment, online interactions, online respect, online safety, online threats, online trolling, online violence, PunchMeThroughScreenCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

So, like, you know how sometimes people can be total jerks online? Well, NOT on this server, bro. Why? Because if someone tries to be a meanie, you can just reach through your screen and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!

Imagine the chaos, the hilarity, the sheer awesomeness of being able to physically fight back against trolls and griefers. Plus, think of all the exercise you’ll get from all that virtual punching! Who needs a gym membership when you can just log onto this server and work up a sweat with some good old-fashioned monitor brawls?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a spoon, and battle evil unicorns with nothing but a carrot for a weapon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken monitors). See you there, champ!

PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

0.78 seconds, atomic structure, Element Properties, Element Synthesis, half life, halflife, Havoc, Isotope Discovery, Isotope Stability, New Isotope, Nuclear Chemistry, nuclear decay, nuclear physics, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, Physicists, PlutoCraft, plutonium, Plutonium-227, Radioactive Elements, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, synthesize

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Nova Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Minecraft Anarchy Freedom Adventure Rules Anti-cheat Elytra Hacks Doxxing Rank Chaos Explore Build Team Destroy Gaming Community Survival PvP Sandbox

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

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ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, APPROVED, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, hermitcraft, Images, Imitation, java, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Previous seasons, ProbablyNotSketchy, Semi Vanilla, SemiChocolate, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87311363, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Players Killed by Monsters:	8151
Runes Activated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

boyfriends, Cases, Catch News, Chinese, Chinese men, Eve Woman, femdom, guangzhou, han, Han Chinese, Husbands, Minecraft, Next Shark., oppose, Partners, penectomies, penis, penis removal, penises severed, Prison, Psychology, Removal, sex, sexual frustration, smp, Standard Media, Support, suspended sentences, wikipedia, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8511
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CreepCraft, Disrespect, distant behavior, dream, emotional cheating, Friend, hurt feelings, Kissing, Marriage, messages, Minecraft, processing, relationship issues, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	81	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

CraftySisNoTalk

blended families, Communication Issues, CraftySisNoTalk, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father daughter relationship, half siblings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	916
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

CraftyLifeChanger

butterfly effect, Choices, CraftyLifeChanger, critical choices, Decision making, game changer, impactful decisions, life changing, Life decisions, life-altering, major outcomes, minor choices, pivotal moments, ripple effect, seemingly insignificant, significant choices, significant impact, small decision, transformative choices, turning point, unexpected consequences

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

6.6bil, Brussels, Budget, Bypass.., controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EURO, European Commission, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Hungary, international relations, legislation, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, Ukraine, veto, VetoBypassCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!