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Blocky Battlefront Minecraft Server

Africa, African involvement, African soldiers, battlefront, blocky, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Mercenaries, Military, military intervention, military tactics, Minecraft, mobilization, Politics, Recruitment, russia, Server, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3969	Void Gems Collected:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server crazier than Russia recruiting Africans to fight in Ukraine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be like “daaaaang, that’s extreme!” Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a Russian spy novel. Who needs total mobilization when you can join our server and conquer block by block? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unlike Putin’s military strategy). Join now and let the madness begin!

”Helluva Hotel Minecraft Server”

(PILOT), AO3, assassin business, Blitzo, Charlie, creator, Demons, Discord, Episode playlist, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel, hhg, Hotel, Imp, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moths Edition, Moxxie, Official Website, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, Startup, youtube channel

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by the chaotic world of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. And don’t forget about Blitzo and his assassin business with his quirky team of demons!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features exclusive pilot episodes for both shows, so you can immerse yourself in the madness of Hell like never before. And if you’re feeling creative, we even have a booru for you to share your fan art and memes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Hell in a whole new light. Who knows, you might even find yourself checking out into Heaven after a long day of mining and building!

Solid Vanilla

building, Community, Cooperative, Creative, Exploration, Fairness, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, innovation, Mods, multiplayer, Players, Respect, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

A Server Built on Respect and Innovation

At Solid Vanilla, we’re more than just a server, we’re a vibrant community united by our love of Minecraft. Inspired by Hermitcraft and tailored for players who love a community-oriented, cooperative gaming experience where all are welcome. Our server rules and mods are designed to maintain fairness and ensure everyone can enjoy their time without disruption.

solidvanilla.serveminecraft.net

BenMc

AppleWarrior777, Bedwars, BEN_WARRIOR_888, BenMc, Cross-Play, Economy, Gamemodes, join now, KitPvP, Minecraft, Network, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Hey Guys This is #1 Minecraft Network Ever Owners:AppleWarrior777 and BEN_WARRIOR_888 This Server Have Lots of Gamemodes Like Survival,Bedwars,PvP and Much More Inclued in Future JOIN NOW!

BenMc.enderman.cloud:31832

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Creative, Explore, Friendly, Gaming, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	2015
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

1hcq.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoldenAge SMP: Where PVE becomes PVP and Modded turns everyone into SMP

bandits, Bonus Blocks, Businessman, Clan, Custom Music Discs, Diplomacy, Discord, dueling, Goldenage, Grief, Ip:, leader, Modded, No tolerance, PvE, PvP, request form, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stardew Farming, TOWN, turns, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

GoldenAge SMP Server Overview

Server Software	Better Than Adventure! 7.1 Babric w/ mods
Whitelist Status	Over forty whitelisted players, looking for more
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla SMP with specific guidelines
Rules	No tolerance for grief, except diplomacy and dueling
Mods	Bonus Blocks, Stardew Farming, Custom Music Discs

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How do I join the server? A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.

Q: What can I do on the server? A: You can start a town, be a leader, start a clan of bandits, or be a businessman. Be creative and enjoy yourself!

Q: What are the server rules? A: The server is No-Tolerance zero grief PvE server, with exceptions for diplomacy and mutually dueling another player.

Q: Where can I find the server IP? A: The server IP is provided in the rules channel on Discord.

Q: What mods are used on the server? A: The main mods used are Bonus Blocks, Stardew Farming, and Custom Music Discs.

Q: Is there a website for the server? A: Yes, you can visit the site here for more information.

SonicCraft Server – Gotta Go Fast!

#announcement, amy rose, animation, booru, cytube, eggman, Fast, Gotta, IDW Release Dates, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, pastebin, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, pre order, Server, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic X Shadow Generations, soniccraft, Trailer

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Towns Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	270
Mines Excavated:	2442	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! If you’re a fan of going fast, collecting golden rings, and battling evil robots, then this is the place for you!

Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic – from the latest game announcements to the most epic fan theories. We even have a special section dedicated to debating what Eggman’s mustache should look like in the next game (spoiler alert: it’s gonna be epic).

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming Sonic animations, like Sonic X Shadow Generations, where our favorite blue blur teams up with everyone’s favorite edgy rival. Plus, don’t miss out on the Official Sonic the Hedgehog: Amy Rose’s Fortune Card Deck – because who wouldn’t want to know their future with the help of a pink hedgehog?

And if you’re itching for some pixelated action, check out our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-inspired creations. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a Green Hill Zone replica in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog – where chaos emeralds are plentiful, chili dogs are the snack of choice, and every day is an adventure. Gotta go fast to join this server before it’s too late!

CraftyMiz Minecraft Server

ah miz, banter, cold, comparison, Conversation, CraftyMiz, dessert, flavor, funny, humor, ice cream, joking, light-hearted, Minecraft, miz, playful, Quote, Server, Statement, SWEET, teasing, Vanilla, vanilla ice cream

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Potions Brewed:	163
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and crazy as a scoop of rainbow sherbet on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of giant llamas, and have dance parties with creepers. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ice Cream Palace where the ice cream flows like lava! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will make even Notch himself say, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!”

Revive Network

LifeSteal

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

One of The Best Lag free Lifesteal server– Revive Network !!! Lifesteal – Now Pvp – Comming Soon Bedwars – Comming soon Skywars – soon One block – soon SkyBlock – idk when MurderMystrey!!!!!!!!!!!! No plans till now

revivenetwork.us.to:25983

SUNBURN SMP – WHERE EVEN YOUR PIXELATED SKIN CAN GET A TAN

bedrock, Community, Custom, Discord, ENGAGEMENT, Events, gameplay, Gaming, Interest, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pixelated, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, skin, smp, Staff, sunburn, Survival, tan

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

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Sunset SMP Overview

Features
Unique/Custom Plugins and Gameplay
Community-driven Staff Team
Events and Engagement with Players

Join our existing gaming community in our new Minecraft SMP server! The server aims to provide a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins while maintaining core gameplay elements. The staff team is experienced and community-driven, and events and engagement with other players are central to the gameplay.

http://discord.ss-rp.com (please note the IP in this invite banner is not the MC IP)

**IP:** mc.ss-rp.com (default ports 25565 Java and 19132 Bedrock)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow?	Yes, please refer to the server’s rules section for more information.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building?	While there are some restrictions in place to maintain server integrity, players are encouraged to be creative and collaborative.