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Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

JokesterJen in Minecraft SMP

amusing, Chuckle, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, funny story, hilarious, humor, Humorist, JOKE, joke of the day, JokesterJen, laugh out loud, Laughter, Minecraft, one liner, PUNCHLINE, smp, stand up comedy, Witty

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, Clever, comedian, comedy, comic relief, Edition, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, jesting, joke telling, JokeCraft, jokester, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, stand up, Witty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jokester’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, wacky antics, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive in this crazy world, you must master the art of joke-telling. So you embark on a quest to find the legendary Joke Sword, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Lava Pits of Puns.

But beware, for the server is also home to the notorious Jokester Gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. Will you join forces with them or stand against their hilarious hijinks?

So come on down to our server and let the laughter begin! Who needs diamonds when you can have a belly full of jokes? Join us now and become the ultimate prankster in Minecraft history!

Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

2024 game releases, Action-Adventure, black myth wukong, Chinese folklore, console gaming, delayed release, epic monkey game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, hype train, long tail tags, Minecraft, Myth, mythical creatures, Next Gen Graphics, PUNCHLINE, Server, video games, Wukong legend

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, chuckle-worthy, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Edition, funny joke, gag, hilarious, humor, jest, joke of the day, JokeCraft, jokester, knee-slapper, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

CraftyCatchphrase

catchphrase, Character, comedy, CraftyCatchphrase, dialogue, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, LAUGH, Life, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quirky, script, series, Show, Sitcom, tagline, television, TV, Witty

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.

InsultCraft – Says What?!

classic joke, comedic timing, comedy, funny, humor, Humorist, InsultCraft, insulting word, jest, jestful, jestful comedy, jestful humor, jesting, jestingly, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quick wit, says what, solid joke, wordplay

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

MemeCraftMadness

anecdote, Chuckle, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, gag, humor, Humorist, jest, JOKE, LAUGH, MemeCraftMadness, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, stand up, wisecrack, Witty, wordplay

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

MineBoys

Factions, Vanilla

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We are an Adventure Map Server with lots of fun maps, minigames, and live server events!!! We have custom GUI menus and it keeps getting better!!! So come and join at—- play.mineboys.com

play.mineboys.com

DM CRAFT – Comfortable survival Minecraft server

Economy, Empty, Large Online, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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What is a DM Craft server?

These are kind and sympathetic players!

A world without borders.

Gameplay without lags and frequent restarts.

An administration that will always help solve your problems!

We do not have griefing, cheaters or whale starts.

No donation or privileges.

There are privates and points at home.

The size of the private and the number of house points depend on the rank, and the rank itself depends on the time you have played

Quickly skip the night and teleport to other players.

There are no wipes here, so players can afford to build luxurious houses and survive in them!

You can brew alcohol and sell items using chest shops

The currency is diamonds.

The server is completely made to feel the very atmosphere of the game that we experienced 10 years ago when we launched Minecraft for the first time

play.dm-craft.ru

Vanilli smp

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Welcome to Vanilli SMP, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server! Our server is built for players who want a balance of vanilla gameplay with added features. We have an active owner/developer who is always working to improve the server. The server features a variety of custom plugins that add new content and gameplay options to the game. Vanilli SMP’s economy system allows players to earn in-game currency through /jobs, and use it to claim chunks, store items in /backpack, and access /tpa and /rtp commands. We have a friendly community and active staff who are always happy to help. Join us now and experience the best of both worlds with our semi-vanilla server!

play.vanillismp.com

AmorettiCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Hello, and welcome! AmorettiCraft is a new survival/PvP based Minecraft server that is looking to build a steady and active community of players! AmorettiCraft offers a variety of activites and is growing daily!

AmorettiCraft offers: • A whole world dedicated to creative mode to build to your heart’s content! • Custom dungeons with various levels of difficulty and rewards! • RPG elements with leveling systems and abilities! • Custom quests that will have you travel and traverse the server! • A world dedicated to Factions with a system that tracks the top Factions and offers perks and in-game bonuses! • A world dedicated to minigames with Mob Arenas, PvP Arenas, FFA, Spleef and more! • An economy system with personalized Jobs and Shops! • Daily, weekly and monthly log-in rewards! • Random Exp boosts for all players on certain days and the ability to buy Exp boosts!

We’re also looking for staff, if interested please apply on the discord.

51.81.5.253:25629

❤️ FunnyMC ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Vulture ⭐1.8-1.20+ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.20+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promo code RATING on our website MineLegacy.ru and get an additional discount!

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mr3.FunnyMC.net

MCchaos.org

Anarchy, PvP

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This is an anarchy server. Do what you like, just don’t crash the server. You can PVP, destroy shit, pretty much anything.

mcchaos.org

Mci server

Skyblock, Slimefun, Survival

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Server IP: 213.32.7.106:2212

213.32.7.106:2212

💎 BarsMine 💎 Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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➜ VKontakte group vk.com/barsmine

➜ Website for purchasing donations BarsMine.ru

➜ IP – mc.topbars.net

➜ Version – 1.12-1.20

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★ ➜ Best survival server!

★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

★ ➜ BedWars, SkyWars

★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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★ No lags!

★ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

★ Kind and responsive administration!

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m32.topbars.net

PowerSurvival

Survival

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Survival Map to play survival with your friends and have fun. This is something i made to be like Power Network (my other server) that server is not done yet so when its done i will put it on this website. Have fun playing survival with your friends.

powersurvival.aternos.me

Silver keep

Adventure, Antigrief, Big Map, Community, Economy, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Come and explore the world of Silver Keep, a beautifully crafted vanilla Minecraft server, running on version 1.19.3. With active admins, grief protection, player-ran economy, jobs, and quests, it offers the perfect blend of community and challenge. The community is friendly and welcoming, and the world is carefully designed to offer a unique and immersive experience

play.silverkeepmc.com

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9318	Void Gems Collected:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	3513

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	2084
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Items Found:	2390
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5500	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	83	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mines Excavated:	2563	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	36
Enchantments Applied:	158	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	7251
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	95	Wilderness Tamed:	9

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