punching bag Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DragonCraft Server

action RPG, Archiver, augments, character creator, core skills, ddg, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., DragonCraft, FANTASY, hiring pawns, Old Pawn sheet, patch notes, pathfinder, pawn, Pawn Guild, punching bag, RPG, Server, Skills, Steam page, Updated Pawn sheet, video game, Wiki

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	202	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Pathfinder’s Favorite Punching Bag Edition!

Join us on this server where you can punch your way through dungeons, slay dragons, and create the most epic pawns to accompany you on your adventures.

Patch notes? We don’t need ’em – we make our own rules here.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us where the pawns are fierce, the skills are insane, and the laughs are endless.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident dragon slayer, Steve – he’s taken down more Ender Dragons than you can count.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Pathfinder’s Favorite Punching Bag Edition and let the madness begin!

BoomCraft: Not the AITAH Server

4th of july, AITAH, babysitter, BOOMCRAFT, Boyfriend, busy life, college, drinks, ENERGY, family, Friends, Hangout, holiday, mental energy, Mother, NAP, nephew, Pool, punching bag, rant, selfish, Server, social life, swimming, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	1651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being the designated therapist for your friend Jenny? Do you feel like you’re just a punching bag for her rants and dramas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more listening to Jenny’s never-ending stories about her family and friends. Instead, immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixels where the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of your everyday life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, explore a cave, or just chill by the virtual pool with a virtual drink in hand. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to being Jenny’s unpaid therapist. Because let’s face it, you deserve a nap more than anyone!

Woe is Me Minecraft Server

awkward fart, awkward situation, bathroom disaster, bathroom mishap, bodily function fail, bodily mishap, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, fart fail, fart gone wrong, feces mishap, gas gone wrong, messy situation, Minecraft, poop accident, public embarrassment, Server, toilet mishap, Toilet trouble, unexpected accident, unexpected outcome, unfortunate incident, WOE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraftsmp, Mining, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Shenanigans, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	4902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3372	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Void Gems Collected:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5763
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	New Chunks Explored:	312292
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	8922
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6838
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

mc.mw-play.ru

Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/900	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3928
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Emeralds Found:	6286
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/800	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	174
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!