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Boyfriend’s Culinary Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abuse, anger, bad mood, Boyfriend, boyfriends, break up, cook food, Cooking, Craft, Culinary, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, head, Meal, Punches, ranting, Raving, relationship, screams, TOXIC, unhealthy relationship, violence, work

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Potions Brewed:	166	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real life boyfriends who punch you in the head for cooking them food!

On our server, you can build a beautiful house without the fear of getting yelled at for making dinner.

No more rants about your shitty food here, just fun and games in the virtual world!

Break up with your toxic boyfriend and join us for a better, punch-free experience!

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

ProtestPvP Minecraft Server

20 year olds, 2006, ARMS, BALCONY, Childhood, Country, EMBARRASSMENT, Fights, Glass, goofy, Memories, Minecraft, ProtestPvP, PROTESTS, Punches, push, real violence, Server, Swings, violence, Watching, Weak, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2404
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ores Mined:	3341	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	2096	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of weak and goofy fights at protests? Join our Minecraft server for some epic battles that will make you feel like a real warrior! Our virtual fights are so intense, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing 20-year-olds throwing weak punches in real life. Plus, our server is filled with strong and fearless players who know how to throw down like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your fighting skills in the most epic Minecraft battles ever!

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

OP PunchCraft: Where Saitama stops being a faggot and punches everyone

action, Anime, bald, comedy, Disrespect, FAGGOT, Fight, Hero, humor, Justice, Manga, One Punch Man, Powerful, Punch, PunchCraft, Punches, saitama, satire, Stops, strength, SuperHero, Unstoppable, Vengeance, webcomic

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Votes:	3809	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	225	Void Gems Collected:	32
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where Saitama from One Punch Man is tired of being a faggot and decides to take matters into his own hands. On our server, Saitama is the ultimate enforcer, ready to punch anyone who dares disrespect him.

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between Saitama and all the trolls, griefers, and annoying players who think they can get away with causing chaos. Will anyone be able to defeat the unbeatable hero?

But that’s not all! Our server also has giant flying pigs that drop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft TKD: Crafting Kicks & Punches

acceptance, born Jewish, Combat sports, Crafting, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Evil, Human nature, Individuality, kicks, Martial Arts, martial arts philosophy, martial arts training, Minecraft, misconceptions, prejudice, Punches, self defense, Stereotypes, tkd, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where being born Jewish doesn’t mean you’re evil – it just means you have a great sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles! How’s that for a unique Minecraft experience?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ. Imagine grooving to the latest beats while surrounded by glowing mushrooms and lava lamps – talk about a party like no other!

So come on, don’t be shy. Join our server and let your inner adventurer run wild. Who knows what wacky surprises and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. See you there! 🕶️🎉

MineHeroesAcademy: Where even creepers can get a diploma!

Anime, arm injuries, ass pulls, Character development, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, deku, Diploma, fan backlash, hard hits, Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MineHeroesAcademy, permanent injuries, plot holes, Punches, retcon, Ridiculous, storytelling, unrealistic, writing issues

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of lame excuses for characters not facing consequences for their actions? Join our Minecraft server where punching hard won’t break your arms, but it might break the laws of physics! Horikoshi who? We don’t need ass pulls to have a good time here, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come join us and leave the retcons behind!

Terry’s Block Party Minecraft Server

assault, backstory, BLOCK, Character, Cum, Fan art, fan favorite, Fatal Fury, fighting games, horny, iconic, king of fighters, Legendary, Masturbation, Minecraft, Moveset, Party, Protagonist, Server, sexy man, snk, snk heroines, terry bogard, Terrys, video games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you, our server is so hot, it’ll make you as horny for Terry Bogard as the person in this post! We’ve got all the Terry Bogard skins you could ever dream of, and our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be assaulting your enemies like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the world of KoF. We’ve got custom quests where you can learn all about Terry Bogard and his epic moves. And don’t even get me started on our pixel art competitions – you’ll be cumming with joy at the masterpieces our players create.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to be obsessed with Terry Bogard like never before. Just be sure to take breaks to eat and sleep, we don’t want you passing out from too much excitement!

BlockbusterBinge

all-time favorite, Annual, Beloved, BlockbusterBinge, Cinema, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, go to, memorable, Movie, must watch, mustsee, Nostalgia, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, top pick, tradition, yearly

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Do you love watching movies so much that you wish you could live in them? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building your own movie set and reenacting your favorite scenes with your friends. Want to be a wizard at Hogwarts? Done. Want to fight zombies in a post-apocalyptic world? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every day is like a new blockbuster movie! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

DonkeyPredatorCraft

animal, animation, bite force, comedy, crush bone, Donkey, DonkeyPredatorCraft, DreamWorks, FANTASY, fictional character, front-facing eyes, Humorous, iconic, movie character, pop culture, predator, quirky, Scary, Shrek donkey, talking animal, Unique

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where shrek’s donkey is a predator with front-facing eyes and a bone-crushing bite force! watch out for the donkey as you mine and build, he might just sneak up on you and take you down with his deadly donkey powers. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take down the donkey and become the ultimate minecraft champion. join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Yume Network

Adventure, Bank, Creative, Cross-Play, custom enchant, Dungeon, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Land Claim, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quest, RPG, skill, Skyblock, slime fun, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Hello, welcome to yume network. Let’s have fun together here! We currently only have 1 gamemode and later there will be slime fun Survival Mix : 1. Economy 2. Land Claim 3. Custom Enchant 4. Dungeon 5. Bank 6. Skill 7. Quest and many more Hurry up and join IP : play.yumenetwork.xyz Join discord of : https://dsc.gg/yume-network

play.yumenetwork.xyz

Eg Lifesteal Smp

#exciting, Battles, Combat, dynamic, Economy, eg, Experience, health, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Rewards, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Unique

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Void Gems Collected:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

The EG Lifesteal SMP Server in Minecraft is a unique multiplayer survival experience that sets itself apart with its exciting lifesteal mechanics. On this server, players engage in thrilling PvP (player versus player) battles where defeating an opponent allows you to steal their health, effectively increasing your own. This lifesteal dynamic adds a strategic layer to combat, making every encounter more intense and rewarding.

Eg.mcserver.io:25577

Mining for Trouble in this Small, Modded Survival Mess

allow, Builders, capabilities, Community, Discord, Fun, goals, Join, Mess, miners, Mining, mod making, Modded, Mods, Play, pvpers, Reach, resource pack, rules, Server, Small, Survival, Testing, Trouble, update, Worldedit

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Love Letters Sent:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Mining Pack Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Mining Pack, a small modded Minecraft server that caters to miners, builders, pvpers, and others to reach their goals. It is modded with 2 mods, Mining Pack, and WorldEdit (for testing purposes).
Server Capacity	5 PEOPLE ONLY CAN JOIN
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	We allow most people to join, unless there are specific restrictions in place.
What mods are included in the server?	The server is modded with Mining Pack and WorldEdit (for testing purposes).
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, there may be a lot of PvPing happening on the server.

HairCraft Minecraft Server

beauty, comparison, desire, envy, Frustration, hair, hair envy, hair envy jokes, hair envy memes, hair envy quotes, hair envy struggles, hair goals, hair inspiration, hair problems, hair struggles, HairCraft, Jealousy, Long hair, Minecraft, Server, short hair, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Potions Brewed:	86
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always looking for new friends to prank with his invisible blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring hair when you can have a pixelated adventure of a lifetime?

RodentPigTest Minecraft Server

animal testing, Cyanide, Gas Chamber, HCN, heating element, History, hoax, Holocaust, Jew programming, lie, Minecraft, Myth, narrative, Pigs, proof, Propaganda, RodentPigTest, rodents, Server, society, Trauma, urban legend, ventilation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew? Look no further than our server, where we test out crazy theories like whether cyanide evaporates at a certain temperature or if gas chambers are just a big fat lie.

Join us as we soak gypsum pellets in HCN (cyanide) and watch as they refuse to evaporate until they reach 78 degrees. It’s a real nail-biter, folks. And don’t even get us started on the alleged homicidal gas chambers – we’ll prove once and for all that it’s all a bunch of baloney.

Our server is the place to be if you want to see some real science in action. We’ll even test it out on rodents or pigs just to really drive the point home. Plus, our community is full of people who aren’t afraid to question the status quo and think for themselves. So come on down and join us in debunking urban legends and setting the record straight. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

PixelHub Minecraft Server

advice, annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotional, Explanation, feelings, Frustration, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, overbearing, PixelHub, Questioning, resolution, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, Upset, validation, Wife

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Farms Harvested:	306	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of constantly being asked if you’re okay in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever ask you if you’re okay, because let’s be real, we’re all just blocks here.

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of being constantly questioned about your feelings. You can build to your heart’s content without anyone bothering you with unnecessary questions.

And if you ever feel like venting, our chat is always open for you to express yourself without fear of judgment. So join us and escape the constant interrogation of real life, because in our Minecraft world, the only question you’ll ever hear is “do you need more diamonds?”

ConsoleConundrum

balance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, ConsoleConundrum, gaming addiction, Girlfriend, healthy habits, hiding belongings, intervention, personal space, personal time, PS5, quality time, relationship, roommates, self-care, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of your boyfriend being more committed to his PS5 than to you? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the clutches of video game addiction!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where building blocky structures is more satisfying than leveling up in a game. Say goodbye to begging your boyfriend to spend time with you, because on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting epic creations to even notice his absence.

And if you ever feel the urge to hide his precious console, just channel that energy into mining for diamonds instead! Who needs a PS5 when you have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

So come on over to our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your base. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your gamer boyfriend!