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JokesMC Server

female validation, hate, jokes, JokesMC, low, male validation, patience, Pickme, punched, Server, SINK

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	925519	Divine Spears Created:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Funpvp: Where getting punched by a 10-year-old is a legitimate strategy!

10yearold, arcade games, Bedwars, Fastbridger, Funpvp, Legitimate, Other, Practice, punched, Skywars, strategy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Funpvp Network Overview

Server IP	funpvp.xyz
Supported Versions	1.8.9 and some higher versions
Game Modes	Skywars, Bedwars, Fastbridger, Practice, Arcade Games

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is funpvp.xyz
What Minecraft versions are supported?	The server supports version 1.8.9 and some higher versions
What game modes are available on the server?	The server offers Skywars, Bedwars, Fastbridger, Practice, and Arcade Games
Is the server suitable for playing with friends?	Yes, the server is perfect for playing with friends and other players
Is there something for everyone on the server?	Yes, the server has plenty of game modes and activities for everyone to enjoy

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Minecraft, Royale.., Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Items Found:	1610	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

2024.., action-packed, Adventure, animation, Anime, Beloved, Epic, fan letter, Fun, highest rated, japanese, long-running, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Official, one piece, Pirates, Popular, series, shonen jump, smp, Straw Hat Pirates, Times

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

Anarchy, CHERRYTIME, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, free, Free Donations, massacre, Minecraft, Pirate, Private, PvE, Quests, Russian, Server, WIP, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3403	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

plus1.cherrytime.net

Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

attraction, Behavior, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, friendliness, Friendly, Gestures, guys, Intentions, interactions, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstandings, Perception, relationships, Server, Signals, signs, social cues

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

age gap, Age Gap Dating, age play, daddy dom, Daddy Issues, Daddy kink, DILFS, forbidden love, intergenerational relationships, MANSION, mature men, May-December romance, Minecraft, older guy, older lover, older man fantasy, older men, smp, sugar daddy, taboo, young sluts, younger girl, younger women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server

anticipation, book lovers, bookworm, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, historical fiction, Japanese literature, Japanese novel, Kusuriya no Hitorigoto, Kusuriyas, light novel, longing, love, Manga adaptation, Maomao, Minecraft, novel series, Reading community, reunion, romance, Server, Solo, Web Novel, Wife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	181	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just ask Maomao)!

Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!

Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP

Canned, canned grapeleaves, expiration awareness, expiration date, expiration period, expiration warning, expired, expired by 6 months, expired food, expired food consequences, expired food consumption, expired food dangers, expired food expiration, expired food expiration date, expired food health hazards, expired food items, expired food risks, expired goods, expired products, food poisoning, Food Safety, God’s blood, Grapeleaves, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2571
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the expired canned grapeleaves of real life! In our world, you won’t have to worry about food poisoning or expiration dates. Plus, if you die in-game, you won’t actually die in real life (we promise). So come join us and leave the expired grapeleaves behind for good!

Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server

ADMIN, amygdala, BROKEN, certificates, comfort zone, Countries, Domain, Global, global domain administrator, hackers, high and mighty, Judging, lunchroom, Minecraft, Mr. white knight, Nerd, Police, School, Server, Table, Talking, white knight admin

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where admins think they’re the kings of the world? Join our server where we have a global domain administrator who sits at a table with players from around the world, judging and roasting people like it’s a high school lunchroom! We don’t care about certificates or being nerds, we just want to have a good time and troll the trolls. Plus, our admins are definitely not the police, so you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about getting banned. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventures, BANG!BANG!BANG!, cherry bomb, cinderella, CURSE, Daishikyu Daishiyuki, Escort me! Luknight, Fujun Mujun, GuruGuru Mawaruna, HajimarinoMahou-charm, hikaru nara, Himemori Luna, hololive, Idol 10 rules, Kami no Manimani, Kyoufuu All Back, Lunas, Mannaka-Chiten, Minecraft, music videos, Nano Nanora, Ojamajo Carnival, On your side, Platinum Disco, Shukusei!! Loli-Kami Requiem, Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru, Sing-a-song, smp, tiktok, twitter, Vtuber, VTuber merchandise, world is mine, Zigokudeaouze, 姫森ルーナ

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft server where we have epic sing-a-song battles just like Himemori Luna!

Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

Accent Girls Minecraft Server

accent, Communication, culture, Curious, dialect, Foreign, Girls, Identity, internet, Language, meme, Minecraft, Mystery, pronunciation, question.., Regional, Server, Speech, Unique, Video, viral

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	2524
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4389	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of girls with accents so mysterious, they’ll have you questioning reality. Rumor has it that these girls can hypnotize you with their overconfidence and steadfast determination. Don’t believe us? Just watch the link and see for yourself! Join our server for a wild ride filled with hypnotic adventures and unexpected surprises. Just be sure to hold onto your pickaxe, things can get a little crazy around here!