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PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Votes:	3815
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

NewbornResurrected Minecraft SMP – /tv/ Reacts to the Ending of Resurrection!

Analysis, audience feedback, Character development, Cliffhanger, discussion, ending, fan reactions, Finale, Minecraft, newborn, NewbornResurrected, opinion, plot twist, Reacts, resurrection, reviews, season finale, series, smp, speculation, television, TV critics, TV series finale, tv show

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, rumor has it that the Newborn from Resurrection is actually a secret admin on our server, so you never know what kind of chaos they’ll bring next. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen!

BookishBaeGrief

accusations, aita, alone, BookishBaeGrief, Calling, favorite book, Flawed, Girlfriend, post-apocalyptic, reading, Robert McCammon, romance, Scenes, Shocked, swan song, Upset, wrong

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your significant other over books? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore!

We promise a post-apocalyptic world with better romance writing than Swan Song by Robert McCammon. No missed opportunities here, just endless fun and adventure. And don’t worry, our server has multiple endings so you can choose the one you like best!

So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle, join our server now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world to conquer?

RedCrossRescueCraft

Accountability, Alleged Ukrainian Soldier, appeals, Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, graphic content, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Propaganda, Red Cross, RedCrossRescueCraft, russians, Severed Head, social media, Ukraine, UN, Video, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Villages Defended:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	146	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Buildings Constructed:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians showing severed heads as entertainment! ukraine is begging the UN and red cross for help but we just laugh and keep playing minecraft! join us for a wild time filled with chaos and craziness! who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?! come join now and witness the madness for yourself!

AlzheimineCraft: Diagnose & Treat – Geo Disparities

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that cures alzheimer’s? yea, u heard me right. our server is so lit that it actually reverses memory loss and stuff. u can be mining diamonds one minute and remembering where u put ur keys the next. it’s like magic, but in block form.

we got doctors and scientists working round the clock to make sure our players stay sharp and focused. forget about forgetting, cuz on our server, u’ll never forget a thing. plus, we got crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep ur brain buzzing with excitement.

join us now and say goodbye to alzheimer’s forever. come for the diamonds, stay for the memories. it’s a no-brainer, literally.

Join the ‘United Lands’ server! Where you can pretend to be a mayor in Minecraft, without worrying about getting pwned!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to United Lands!
Server Type:	Towny-based Earth SMP
Features:
Website:	www.unitedlands.org
IP Address:	red.unitedlands.org

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join United Lands, simply enter the IP address red.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, nations on United Lands can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups.

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, United Lands is a non-P2W environment. All store items are purely cosmetic, and donations only support the server without providing unfair advantages.

4. How can I participate in wars and combat?

You can immerse yourself in the unique warring system for towns and nations on United Lands. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

5. Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, there is a player-driven marketplace accessed via /mp for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.

6. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

Yes, United Lands has specific rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These can be found on our website or in the server’s Discord channel.

UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	3458
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	661
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Items Found:	6074	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Void Gems Collected:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ores Mined:	687	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!