Punchable Face MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

smp, punchable face, controversial, Expression, image

Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

SillySMPHookups – Minecraft SMP

unexpected, reason, Minecraft, outlandish, quirky

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, the reason you should join? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they’ve had the most ridiculous reason for having sex with someone. Like, one time, this dude said he did it because they both sneezed at the same time. Can you believe that shiz? So if you wanna be part of this wacky world, come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get up to. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCritterz

fun question, playful inquiry, favorite wildlife, favorite marine creature, CraftyCritterz

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft server, we don’t just have your average animals like cows and pigs. We’ve got rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and even talking chickens that give out quests! So if you’re tired of the same old boring animals in Minecraft, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real animals when you can have magical creatures on our server? Trust us, it’s a zoo like no other!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

Cancel, economic impact, Environmental Protection, environmental concerns, US venture

lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!

MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

Shift, transformation, Merz, US, MerzCraft

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

★Quirm SMP

Events, tps, Builders, Competitions, Mods

Quirm SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
・Pure vanilla experience with twists
・15+ players on weekends
・Proximity chat gameplay
・Unique events & competitions
・20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil and have common sense
Must have Discord account to join
Show respect to others at all times
View more detailed guidelines and rules in Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect
Obtain exclusive items through events
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4

Apply Now! VIA: Discord [Quirm SMP] Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?: A: All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect of the server.
Q: How do I join the server?: A: You must be at least 16 years old, have the Simple Voice Chat mod, and a Discord account. Join through the [Quirm SMP] Discord.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: A: Yes, you must be civil, respectful to others, and follow the detailed guidelines and rules provided on Discord.
Q: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?: A: The server is exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4.

Ethereal Oasis 1.20.1

Support, Naomioop, online content, of, FANTASY

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! We got all the AI bots you need to help you uncover those elusive titties, man! Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re all about mining for those juicy secrets, ya feel me? Come join the madness and let’s uncover the truth behind those fat titties together! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of chaos, because things are about to get wild in here!

GrudgeMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

trivial grudge, petty disagreement, petty grudge, holding onto anger, GrudgeMaster420

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato and he’s convinced it’s the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other dude who keeps stealing everyone’s diamonds but he leaves behind a trail of glitter so it’s like a sparkly treasure hunt. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s pure chaos but so much fun! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical dolphin. Like, how insane is that?! So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together! #potatopower #llamaraces #dolphinwishes

McBurgersNoMore

success story, cravings, food addiction, fast food alternatives, nutrition

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with evil mobs alongside your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Baconator and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So say goodbye to boring old fast food servers and come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and llamas armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NOVA[Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Chat, Resets, HACKING, Friends, Discord

Server Information
Nova Anarchy

Features
Hacking is allowed Griefing is allowed Base building PvP No resets ever Chat is not moderated No bans Already 243GB of data on the server Obbi roof and 2 nether highways reaching world border

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on this server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled for players to engage in.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for Nova Anarchy.
Is there any moderation in the chat?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
Can I get banned on the server?	No, you won’t get banned on Nova Anarchy.