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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	648207	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Votes:	7171	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Void Gems Collected:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	438	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6289	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!