PUMPS – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

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DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!

#WeightLoss, body image, boosting confidence, Crafting, dick, DickPumpSMP, Edition, enhancing masculinity, Enlarge, enlargement, exercise routine, healthy lifestyle, long term results, male enhancement, Minecraft, natural methods, penis enlargement, personal growth, physical appearance, PUMPS, self improvement, self-esteem boost, sexual performance, size increase, smp, SOLUTIONS, vacuum pump

Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server!

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PumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and just want to mine for a bigger… pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our magical pumps will not only enlarge your tools, but also your… inventory space! Join now and watch as your blocky character becomes the envy of all the other players. Who needs enchanted armor when you have a massive… pickaxe, right? So come on, join us and pump up your Minecraft experience in more ways than one!

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Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

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Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

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MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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Pump-n-Dump Craft: Where we mine less and laugh more!

Analysis, comparison, Craft, cryptocurrency, Decision making, Doge, DUMPS, finance, hindsight, Investments, LAUGH, Loss, market, Pepe, profit, PumpnDump, PUMPS, regret, speculation, Switch, Trading, trends, volatility

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!

And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

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CanuckCraft: Spying Solo!

Allies, Canada, CanuckCraft, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, global affairs, Government, information sharing, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, North America, Politics, SECURITY, Solo, Spying, Surveillance, U.S, Washington

so like, u know how canada and the u.s. used to be bffs and share all their secrets and stuff? well, now canada is like, nah bro, we gonna do our own thing. come join our minecraft server where we share all the craziest secrets and build the most epic bases. who needs the u.s. when you got canada, eh? come join us and be part of the new intelligence squad, eh? we got maple syrup and igloos and moose, oh my! come on, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride, eh?

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Blocky Advice: Justify Decisions

advice, Behavior, BIAS, blocky, Communication, critical thinking, Decisions, Empathy, influence, justification, justify, motivation, Opinions, personal growth, perspective, Psychology, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-justification, Understanding

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. yea, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention that our diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yea, you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat.

plus, our villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. they’ll trade with you during the day and then kick butt at night. it’s like a ninja soap opera up in here.

so come join our wacky world and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those dancing cows, they’re a wild bunch.

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PhobiaCraft: Attention Struggle

Attention, attention struggle, attentional control, behind, Difficulty, hidden, INDIVIDUALS, INFORMATION, inhibiting, inhibiting irrelevant information, Irrelevant, mechanisms, new study, PhobiaCraft, phobias, phobic individuals, poorer, sheds light, Struggle, study

so lyke, u know how sum ppl rly scared of stuff? well dis new study say they cant pay attention gud. but u kno wat? u can join dis epic minecraft server and forget all ur phobias cuz u gonna b so distracted by all the crazy stuff happenin! we got giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a secret underwater city where u can battle mermaids. so if u wanna escape ur fears and have a blast, join dis server now!

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Mtops Incredible Cobblemon Server

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This is the absolute BEST Cobblemon server the world has ever seen! With 100 Mods and a small community, this is a perfect place to start your training adventure to become the world champion of this server! Download our modpack today through the website tab and you will be able to join with ease!

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Stink On Me Server 1.21

5 days, bedrotting, Body Funk, body odor, body scent, foul smell, good stink, haven’t showered, hygiene, hygiene habits, musky scent, natural musk, neglect, personal care, putrid, Server, stale scent, stink, strong odor, Unclean, underwear, unwashed

Join our Minecraft server and experience the stinkiest, most putrid fun you’ll ever have in your life!

We’ve got players who haven’t showered in weeks, just like you!

Get ready to embrace the natural musk of our community and let it linger in your nostrils as you build, mine, and survive together.

Don’t worry about changing your underwear, because on this server, we embrace the stink!

So come on in and let the aroma of unwashed bodies and dirty socks transport you to a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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No in-law vacay Minecraft server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, Grandchild, grandchildren, in-laws, inlaw, Minecraft, mother-in-law, neglect, new baby, parenting, postpartum, refusing, relationship problems, Resentment, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, Vacay

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of in-laws gone wild.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere, ignoring you completely and rushing straight to your virtual baby sheep. She doesn’t even acknowledge your existence! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, she takes your virtual older child on a virtual vacation to a virtual hotel, leaving you with no virtual food. The audacity!

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only in-laws you have to deal with are the ones you create yourself. Join now for a virtual getaway from all the chaos, and let’s build some epic virtual memories together. Who needs real family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

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SisBucksNoLuckMC

childhood responsibilities, cutting ties, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, financial independence, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, moving out, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, religious beliefs, religious guilt, self-care, sibling rivalry, single parent, SisBucksNoLuckMC, slut shaming, teenage entitlement, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships, ungrateful family

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of family life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about being called ungrateful or being told you’ll rot in hell for your sins. Instead, team up with fellow players to conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and explore vast lands filled with hidden treasures.

Forget about shouldering your sister’s academics or dealing with religious family drama. On our server, the only thing you’ll be shouldering is your trusty pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build the castle of your dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to a drama-free paradise!

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AirborneCraft Minecraft Server

adaptation, Air Force, AirborneCraft, Civilian airports, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military use, Minecraft, national defense, nato, peacekeeping efforts, Poland, russian aggression, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz we got poland adapting civilian airports for military use in response to russian aggression in ukraine! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, right? you can build your own airport and defend it from russian invaders, it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, bro. plus, we have flying pigs that drop bombs and unicorns with laser eyes, it’s totally epic. so come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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CraftyComradesMC

Allies, America, authoritarian regimes, Belarus, controversial alliances, CraftyComradesMC, Diplomacy, foreign policy, foreign relations, friendship, geopolitical shifts, global relationships, international affairs, international politics, North Korea, political strategy, russia, trump, unconventional alliances, united states, world leaders

so, like, u know how trump is making new friends and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we got some new friends too! russia, north korea, and belarus are all hanging out together in this wacky world of blocks and adventures.

join us for some crazy fun as we build walls, launch missiles, and ride bears through the forests. who needs diplomacy when you can have a good old-fashioned minecraft battle instead?

come on over and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for putin and kim jong un – they’re pretty competitive when it comes to pvp!

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NoPhoneNoProbs – Minecraft

addiction, attention span, Behavior, Brain, brain activity, cognition, Digital Detox, dopamine, habits, mental health, Minecraft, neuroscience, NoPhoneNoProbs, Psychology, REWARD, scientists, screen time, self-control, Smartphone, smartphone restriction, study, Technology

yo, u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil break from all that smartphone addiction? well, dis server is da cure u been lookin for! we got da craziest builds, da most epic adventures, and da funniest players around.

join us and u’ll feel ur brain cells rejuvenatin as u explore our wild world. we got secret caves filled with treasure, giant castles to conquer, and even a hidden village of talking cows (yes, u read dat right).

forget about ur phone for a bit and come chill with us on dis server. ur brain will thank u later, trust me. plus, who knows, u might even unlock hidden superpowers from takin a break from dat screen. so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮🐮

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