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Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server!

PumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and just want to mine for a bigger… pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our magical pumps will not only enlarge your tools, but also your… inventory space! Join now and watch as your blocky character becomes the envy of all the other players. Who needs enchanted armor when you have a massive… pickaxe, right? So come on, join us and pump up your Minecraft experience in more ways than one!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Animals Bred:	81	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	5551

Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Pump-n-Dump Craft: Where we mine less and laugh more!

Analysis, comparison, Craft, cryptocurrency, Decision making, Doge, DUMPS, finance, hindsight, Investments, LAUGH, Loss, market, Pepe, profit, PumpnDump, PUMPS, regret, speculation, Switch, Trading, trends, volatility

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	842487	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mines Excavated:	3899	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!

And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Items Found:	7206

lol imagine if ukraine was like “hey russia, can we borrow some sugar? oh and also set up a military office in ur country lol” like wut?? but hey, if u wanna experience some crazy international drama while playing minecraft, then u gotta join our server! we got ukraine setting up shop in russia, who knows what’s next?? maybe the moon will open a taco stand in mars, who knows?? so come join the chaos and see what other wild shenanigans happen on our server!

EcoPowerCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Items Found:	5980	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where every time you pick up an item, you gain the power to control the entire planet. forget about building houses and farms, you will be too busy ruling over the land with an iron fist.

imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that it holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and gold. are you up for the challenge? join now and become the ultimate ruler of the minecraft world!

DinoDoomFromSpace

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6624	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5759
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like outta this world, literally! We got asteroids flying around and shizz, just like the one that wiped out them dinos! But don’t worry, we got space suits for protection, so you won’t end up like a T-rex.

Join our server for a chance to mine space rocks and uncover rare alien ores. Build a base on the moon and watch out for those pesky creepers floating around in zero gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most intergalactic adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those asteroid showers, they can really ruin your day.

Cupcake MC

building, camaraderie, celebration, Community, Crafting, creativity, Cupcake MC, cupcakes, Exploration, friendly environment, FRIENDSHIPS, imagination, landscapes, lush forests, Minecraft, Moderators, Mountains, pixelated paradise, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Survival, Towny, Waterfalls

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to Cupcake MC, Founded on May 19th, 2024.

Cupcake MC is a fresh addition to the Minecraft universe, born from a passion for crafting, community, and, of course, cupcakes! Dive into our vibrant landscapes, where lush forests, towering mountains, and cascading waterfalls await your exploration. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a redstone genius, or an intrepid explorer, there’s something for everyone in our boundless realm. Our dedicated team of moderators ensures a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages to thrive and unleash their creativity. So whether you’re looking to forge new friendships, hone your skills, or simply unwind after a long day, Cupcake MC is your ultimate destination for pixelated paradise.

Come, indulge your senses, and let your imagination run wild at Cupcake MC – where every day is a celebration of creativity, camaraderie, and, of course, cupcakes!

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Infinityisland Minecraft Server

Adventure, Artifacts, Events, Glory, ISLAND, Magic, Minecraft, Nature, Prizes, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Survival, TEAM, Wonders

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Emeralds Found:	1693
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to the island!

Are you ready for an unforgettable adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our unique island survival server, where every day is a new challenge!

What awaits you?

Huge Island: Explore mysterious jungles, high mountains and hidden caves.

Team Survival: Gather a team of friends or find new allies to face the challenges of nature together.

Exclusive quests: Complete interesting tasks, get unique rewards and discover new locations.

Magic and Nature: Use the island’s magical artifacts and resources to create your own wonders.

Dynamic Events: Take part in regular events where you can earn prizes and glory!

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The Haunted SMP: where ghosts and creepers pay rent but never clean up after themselves

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, clean, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Ghosts, Haunted, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pay, Prison, Rent, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Crops Grown:	8329
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

The Haunted SMP Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Looking For Members to join a Modded Survival SMP Server with our own modpack pvp alliences called Guilds and alliences within those Guilds this server is called The Haunted SMP we have lore intergrated within our smp and there are server wide wars which effect how guilds feel about eachother

Join our Discord server to get started: https://discord.gg/SeEDevew

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join The Haunted SMP server?	To join our server, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the SMP.
What mods are included in the modpack for the server?	The modpack includes a variety of mods that enhance the survival experience, such as new weapons, tools, and creatures.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.
Can I form alliances with other players or guilds?	Yes, our server encourages players to form alliances and create guilds to work together towards common goals.
Are there scheduled server-wide wars?	Yes, we host server-wide wars that impact the relationships between guilds and players. These wars add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay.

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer regular gameplay, we offer a whole new world of craziness that will have you laughing your blocky head off!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot. It’s a race against time to find these rare items and claim your spot as the ultimate Minecraft master.

But that’s not all, folks! Stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service” where you’ll be treated like royalty as you play. And don’t forget to redeem our outrageous codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK for some epic in-game rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever encountered. See you in the game, blockheads!

SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP looks at you

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8691
Zombie Dances:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Hey you there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a baby zombie pigman while battling a giant chicken boss. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust me, you won’t regret it! winks

ToddlerTroubleMC

child care, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, daycare, Decision making, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, parenting, quality time, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, Schedule, sleep deprivation, sleep routine, teamwork, Toddler, ToddlerTroubleMC

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7645
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who just need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join us for some much-needed relaxation and fun as you escape into a world of blocks and mobs. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and destress after a long day of dealing with toddlers who refuse to sleep.

We understand the importance of a regular schedule, which is why our server is always up and running, ready for you to jump in whenever you need a break. Plus, with our outrageous events and crazy stories, you’ll never want to log off!

So come join us on our server, where you can leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs daycare when you have Minecraft?

PhasedOutMinecraftSMP

changing tastes, childhood memories, evolving interests, fads, fleeting passions, growing up, hobbies, interests, Nostalgia, passing interests, PhasedOutMinecraftSMP, Phases, phases come and go, phases of development, phases of discovery, phases of exploration, phases of life, short-lived hobbies, temporary fixations, temporary obsessions, trends

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Remember that time you were really into collecting toenail clippings and making sculptures out of them? Yeah, we all have those phases. But fear not, because now you can join our Minecraft SMP and leave all those weird hobbies behind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional llama parade. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond stash hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So say goodbye to your toenail art collection and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.