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SpyCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, bbc news, chinese spy, controversy, Corruption, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Exile, flees, foreign affairs, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, Mayor, Minecraft, Philippines, Politics, public outrage, scandal, Server, Southeast Asia, Spycraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ores Mined:	4390	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

adolescence inflammation, adolescence research, adolescent mental health, childhood inflammation, childhood mental health, childhood research, depression, early inflammation, InflamedMindsMC, inflammation and depression, inflammation and mental health, inflammation and psychosis, inflammation research, later inflammation, low-grade inflammation, mental health disorders, mental health disorders research, mental health research., Psychosis, research, systemic inflammation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6794	Emeralds Found:	2320
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ores Mined:	8215	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1518	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!