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GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7779

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

GrannyCraft: Pumped & Primed

GrannyCraft, primed, pumped

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Runes Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, ever wanted to flex those virtual muscles like a retired bodybuilder on steroids? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for some heavy resistance training in Minecraft and watch your in-game muscles grow bigger than your ego. Forget about those weaklings doing moderate-intensity training, we’re all about that hardcore grind here.

Our server is like the fountain of youth for your Minecraft character. You’ll be leaping across mountains and slaying mobs like a boss in no time. And the best part? The gains you make from our HRT sessions will last longer than a diamond pickaxe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the swolest player in the Minecraft universe. Your in-game muscles will thank you later.

MAGAP Pumped Minecraft Server

advance information, Analysis, Boys, cryptocurrency, Dev, GET IN, growth, hardbody, holding long-term, Investment, MAGAP, market, Minecraft, opportunity, Potential, prediction, PROFITS, Pump, pumped, Server, strategy, Trading, volatility

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to pump hardbody like never before! Our Dev is a mastermind who is holding long-term for a reason – to make this server the most epic and insane experience you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Join us now and be part of the action before it’s too late! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you on this server. Get ready for a wild ride filled with excitement, fun, and of course, lots of mining and crafting. Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join us today and let the madness begin!

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

before, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Currency, decentralized finance, diamonds, Edition, financial news, fucking, gamestop, gme, investing, Link, market manipulation, market volatility, meme stocks, Memecraft, pumped, PUMPS, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, stock market, stonks, Trading, wall street

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ores Mined:	3406
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

GymCraft: Pumped up for 4-5 Years Minecraft Server

body image, Bodybuilding, cute, effeminate, FAGGOT, Femininity, FITNESS, Gender Identity, Girly, gymcraft, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, muscle mass, pumped, Self-expression, Server, small hands, small jaw, transformation, trap, troons, twink, working out, Years

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of looking like a beefed-up bodybuilder in Minecraft? Do you dream of twinking and trapping your way to cuteness? Then look no further, because our server is perfect for you! Join us and transform into the most effeminate faggot in the blocky world.

Imagine strutting your stuff with small hands and a tiny jaw, feeling cute and girly while you wreak havoc on your enemies. Embrace your inner twink and unleash your fabulousness on unsuspecting players. And the best part? You can always bulk up later and become manly as fuck when you’re older.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to twink/trap maxx glory! Who knew Minecraft could be this fabulous?

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2658	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Towns Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	4053
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Towns Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

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