pumped Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	181
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

GrannyCraft: Pumped & Primed

GrannyCraft, primed, pumped

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	262
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, ever wanted to flex those virtual muscles like a retired bodybuilder on steroids? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for some heavy resistance training in Minecraft and watch your in-game muscles grow bigger than your ego. Forget about those weaklings doing moderate-intensity training, we’re all about that hardcore grind here.

Our server is like the fountain of youth for your Minecraft character. You’ll be leaping across mountains and slaying mobs like a boss in no time. And the best part? The gains you make from our HRT sessions will last longer than a diamond pickaxe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the swolest player in the Minecraft universe. Your in-game muscles will thank you later.

MAGAP Pumped Minecraft Server

advance information, Analysis, Boys, cryptocurrency, Dev, GET IN, growth, hardbody, holding long-term, Investment, MAGAP, market, Minecraft, opportunity, Potential, prediction, PROFITS, Pump, pumped, Server, strategy, Trading, volatility

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to pump hardbody like never before! Our Dev is a mastermind who is holding long-term for a reason – to make this server the most epic and insane experience you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Join us now and be part of the action before it’s too late! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you on this server. Get ready for a wild ride filled with excitement, fun, and of course, lots of mining and crafting. Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join us today and let the madness begin!

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

before, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Currency, decentralized finance, diamonds, Edition, financial news, fucking, gamestop, gme, investing, Link, market manipulation, market volatility, meme stocks, Memecraft, pumped, PUMPS, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, stock market, stonks, Trading, wall street

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

GymCraft: Pumped up for 4-5 Years Minecraft Server

body image, Bodybuilding, cute, effeminate, FAGGOT, Femininity, FITNESS, Gender Identity, Girly, gymcraft, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, muscle mass, pumped, Self-expression, Server, small hands, small jaw, transformation, trap, troons, twink, working out, Years

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of looking like a beefed-up bodybuilder in Minecraft? Do you dream of twinking and trapping your way to cuteness? Then look no further, because our server is perfect for you! Join us and transform into the most effeminate faggot in the blocky world.

Imagine strutting your stuff with small hands and a tiny jaw, feeling cute and girly while you wreak havoc on your enemies. Embrace your inner twink and unleash your fabulousness on unsuspecting players. And the best part? You can always bulk up later and become manly as fuck when you’re older.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to twink/trap maxx glory! Who knew Minecraft could be this fabulous?

MineCraftyHeirSplitter

college tuition, do the right thing, Fairness, family, family dynamics, family inheritance, family ties, financial responsibility, grandmother, half-sibling, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, inheritance rights, MineCraftyHeirSplitter, MONEY, Money Matters, moral dilemma, PRESSURE, relationship, selfish

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	172
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with greedy family members trying to guilt-trip you out of your hard-earned inheritance? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire with no pesky half-siblings trying to mooch off your success.

On our server, you can mine for diamonds without worrying about entitled family members demanding a cut. Build your dream castle without the stress of family drama following you around. And if anyone tries to guilt you into sharing your loot, just block them like you would a creeper!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide between building a roller coaster or a giant statue of a llama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members trying to weasel their way into your inheritance.

CompliSMP-Insults!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8202	Buildings Constructed:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

CreeperCarnage

alarmed, anxiety, apprehensive, CreeperCarnage, DREAD, fear, fright, horrified, Horror, intimidated, jumpy, Nervous, Panic, panicky, petrified, Phobia, Scary, spine-chilling, Terrified, Terror, uneasy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.

But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.

And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

arms deal, Battles, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, JSOW, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Patriot munitions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US$8 billion aid, weapons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	59	Divine Spears Created:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

#sustainability, advancement, balance, Balancing, challenge, CHANGE, cost effective, Crafty, Development, Ethics, Future, growth, hidden cost, Impact, innovation, preservation, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Technology, Value

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht

Ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, ancient cultures, ancient farming techniques, ancient societies, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeological survey, Beht, cultural history, farming society, historical discovery, historical research, historical significance, Mediterranean prehistory, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic settlement, Neolithic society, North Africa, Oasis, Oued, Oued Beht, prehistoric era, prehistoric society

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Love Letters Sent:	5	New Chunks Explored:	363906
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Towns Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!

JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!

SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

Big Blocky Bunch – Minecraft Server

big, blocky, bunch, Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, virtual reality, VOD archival, vtuber community, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Votes:	1481

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further, because this server is for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids who are slightly less popular?

Got a vtuber crush with only 499 viewers? Don’t worry, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! We’re all about supporting the underdogs, even if they’re just one member corpo with less than 1000 CCV.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s hot and who’s not in the indie vtuber scene. And don’t forget to spin the /lig/ Wheel of Names for a chance to win… well, nothing really, but it’s fun!

Join now for a chance to celebrate chuuba birthdays, exchange Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), and discuss all things vtuber-related. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two on our server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world!

FANTOM LINK Minecraft SMP GODS

Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, comparison, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Fantom, FTM, Gods, growth, investing, Link, long-term investment., market, Minecraft, Performance, price, profit, smp, strategy, Trading, trend

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually made of pure gold, and the zombies drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous loot. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

body flaunting, body positivity, body shaming, bridesmaid drama, bridesmaid etiquette, DressCraft, family conflict, fashion choices, FlatterMeFabulously, floor length dress, navy blue dress, off the shoulder sleeves, postpartum body, self-confidence, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister drama, tight waist, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8714	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?