Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

buyer beware, consumer confusion, consumerism, cultural appropriation, fast food, fast food token, fun token, impulse buy, McDonalds, Minecraft, mistaken identity, mistaken purchase, niggers, Pump, pump fun token, pump purchase, pump token, pump.fun, pumpin, racial stereotypes, regret, smp, token economy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Ring-a-Ding-Ding Minecraft Madness

bell rings, Childhood, Classroom, debate, discussion, education, elementary school, Favorite, high school, madness, Memories, middle school, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, opinion, past, PRESENT, question.., RingaDingDing, School, Students, teachers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the most “And then the bell rings..” server out there!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where every time you mine a diamond, a choir of angels sings and fireworks explode in the sky. Not to mention, every time you defeat a creeper, a parade in your honor marches through the streets of the virtual village.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most legendary players in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to our server just to bask in the glory of our epic builds. And don’t even get us started on the time Steve accidentally spawned a herd of rainbow sheep that took over the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most “And then the bell rings..” moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft!

Bear Attack Minecraft Madness

Attack, Bear, Bravery, courage, danger, fear, female empowerment, fight back, independent, madness, mauled by a bear, Minecraft, Nature, perseverance, resilience, self reliance, strength, STRONG, Survival, wild animals, Wilderness, wildlife, WOMAN

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between a strong independent woman and a bear! Will she triumph over the furry beast or will she become its next meal? Join now to find out and maybe even lend a hand (or a pickaxe) in this wild showdown! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can witness nature’s ultimate showdowns on our server? Join now for a front-row seat to all the chaos and craziness!

MJ’s Moonwalkers Minecraft Server

#youtube, 3peat, Argument, Comment, Goat, LeBron, Lebronsexual, meme, Minecraft, MJ, MJS, moonwalkers, negative responses, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Potions Brewed:	49
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of getting attacked for stating your opinions on basketball GOATs? Join our Minecraft server and escape the Lebronsexual madness! Our community is filled with fellow MJ fans who will support your argument for MJ’s greatness with memes, jokes, and epic build battles. Plus, rumor has it that MJ himself plays on our server under the username “AirJordan23”. So come join us and dunk on the haters in more ways than one!

Epi-fail Pirate Adventure – Sinking Ships and Surprising Roleplay Towny

1700s, advanced fishing system, Adventure, armor, bedrock, Cannons, custom weapons, Discord, Earth Map, Economy, Epifail, Fishing, Geopolitical, Live Map, Map, Naval, Other, Pirate, player-built ships, PORT, Roleplay, sea monsters, Ships, Sinking, Surprising, Towny, Trailer, Treasures, Wars, Warships

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Epirate

Epirate is a geopolitical towny server set in the 1700s with custom weapons and Armor, fully functional warships, Cannons. Create your own town and nation, fight in wars, capture naval regions and more!

Features
Earth Map + Live Map
Custom Weapons and Armor
Sea Monsters
Player-built ships!
Treasures
Wars and naval regions
Economy
Advanced Fishing system

Discord – https://discord.gg/auG8XfWmj9

Trailer – https://youtu.be/ozYxswOib-I?si=Q7y3SwkREAVmm1N8

Map – https://map.epiratemc.com/

SERVER DETAILS

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132 Version – 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – Epirate has released 3 days ago!

Avaland VS Hypixel

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Hypixel vs Avaland

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded and laggy at times
Offers a wide variety of game modes and activities	Some features may be locked behind paywalls
Frequent updates and events	Community may not be as close-knit

Avaland

Pros	Cons
Offers unique and innovative game modes	Smaller community compared to Hypixel
Community-focused with a closer-knit player base	May have fewer game modes and activities
Regularly introduces new mechanics and features	May not have as many players online at all times

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out? Hypixel is known for being one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers, offering a wide variety of game modes and activities, frequent updates and events.

What makes Avaland unique? Avaland stands out for its innovative game modes, community-focused approach with a close-knit player base, and regular introduction of new mechanics and features.

Which server is better for players looking for a large community? Hypixel would be more suitable for players looking for a large and bustling community, while Avaland is better for those seeking a smaller but more intimate player base.

Blocky Bants – Minecraft Madness #5344

4koma, Account XP, assault, Banners, Bants, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, guides, Hards, LIMITED, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, shorts, Side Content, Welfare

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	903	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers have been known to breakdance instead of exploding. You’ll never know what to expect!

2. Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and ends up in the End dimension. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. We have a secret underground base where villagers throw epic parties every night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their dance moves.

4. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a stand-up comedian. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might forget to defeat it!

5. Our server events include sheep racing, pig jousting, and chicken karaoke. It’s a true spectacle that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected and the downright ridiculous!

Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address	mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

Thrembo’s Cold Shower Calithe Watch: The LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further than lefort THREMBO! Join us for a wild ride of cold shower therapy and calithe watch! Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have the refreshing feeling of a cold shower and the excitement of watching calithe do…whatever it is calithe does! Trust us, once you join lefort THREMBO, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Trashkino’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	728
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Our community is filled with friendly players who love to prank each other and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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