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Crafty Cravings: Not Just for Porn Addicts

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Star Shards Collected:	162
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can embrace your inner goon and get paid for it? Look no further, because on our server, we welcome all porn addicts who work from home and want to pump and goon while playing Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane builds, and a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to balance work and play. Plus, did we mention that you can actually get paid to pump and goon on our server? It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, caught up, Court, crime, Espionage, illegal, investigation, Justice, Killed, Minecraft, Mother, murder plot, nerve agent, Outrageous, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Targeting, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.K, Victim

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	999
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	81
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Votes:	3112
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

mc.peyy.net:27360

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

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✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

elysi.su

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mines Excavated:	3100	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!