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Pump Minecraft Servers

  • Eco Eden 1.20.5

    Eco Eden 1.20.5
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 9261
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where you can breed animals to your heart’s content! We’re all about that thick, curvy livestock that will make you question reality. Just like those saggy tits that hang low, our server will have you pumping out offspring like there’s no tomorrow. So come on, anon, join us and let’s get breeding!

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  • Electric Muscle Pump Gym

    Electric Muscle Pump Gym
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 9360
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like weight training on steroids, but without the nasty side effects, ya feel me? We got electricity up in here adding extra muscle and strength like nobody’s business. It’s like having a portable electric muscle stimulator strapped to you while you’re slayin’ mobs and building epic structures.

    I heard this one dude joined the server and within a week, he was bench pressing diamond blocks like they were feathers. And don’t even get me started on the muscle mass gains, bro. People be lookin’ like Hulk after a few days on this server, it’s insane!

    So come on, join us and level up your Minecraft game like never before. Who needs regular weight training when you can have electricity pumping up your muscles while you play? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the coolest community of players who are always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and let’s get swole together!

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  • Pepe Moon Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Pepe Moon Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 8405
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Pepe is about to moon and you don’t want to miss it! This server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of slurping (don’t ask, just do it). Trust us, you won’t regret it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Let’s gooooo!

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  • > Bitcoin Sneezes Minecraft SMP

    > Bitcoin Sneezes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7183
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, even the bitcoins sneeze! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy things will happen next, like alts not nuking and some of them even pumping! Is this the start of alt season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the WAGMI fun! Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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  • The name could be: “Bit Smoke Minecraft SMP”

    The name could be: 

“Bit Smoke Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 2065
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 247
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Grove Street, Home of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see llamas with this kind of skill anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground base where we host llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on seeing llamas break it down on the dance floor.

    3. Our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they only use their powers for good (and to protect our precious diamond stash).

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world of Grove Street. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Grove Street today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of! Just be prepared to dodge llama spit and pig lasers along the way.

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  • Free Alpha: LINK Minecraft SMP

    Free Alpha: LINK Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5260
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing for days.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and even participate in a massive Link pump that will make you a millionaire in no time! That’s right, forget about boring old mining and crafting, it’s all about pumping and printing millionaires on our server.

    Don’t miss out on the historic rotation from Link into Link, it’s going to be a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump

    Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8244
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7650 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as players scramble to mine as much virtual gold as possible to pay off their debts and avoid being invaded by other nations! Will you be the one to control the Bitcoin market and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be left in the dust, crying over your lost diamonds? Join now and experience the most ridiculous economy system in Minecraft history!

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  • Fakout Pump Minecraft SMP

    Fakout Pump Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 3666
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3125 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Bobo, the mischievous prankster, pulling off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning their houses into giant pumpkins to replacing all their diamonds with dirt, Bobo always keeps things interesting.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pumpkin King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to pumpkin carving contests. Rumor has it that those who defeat him in a carving duel are granted access to a secret pumpkin patch filled with rare treasures.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then come join us! Just be prepared for your fakout pump to be officially over, because Bobo always wins.

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  • Pump SMP – Like pumping iron, but in Minecraft! 18+ only, pure vanilla server 1.21

    Pump SMP – Like pumping iron, but in Minecraft! 18+ only, pure vanilla server 1.21
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9021
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Villages Defended: 14 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Vanilla 18+ Minecraft Server
    Minecraft Version 1.21
    Community Size Small, Building Playerbase
    Server Type Vanilla

    FAQs

    1. Can anyone join the server?

    No, the server is only for players who are 18 years old and above.

    2. Is it a vanilla Minecraft server?

    Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server running version 1.21.

    3. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to join the Discord server mentioned in the post above. There, you will find instructions on how to join the Minecraft server.

    4. What kind of environment can I expect on the server?

    The server aims to provide a fun and chill environment for players. It is a small community where players can enjoy playing Minecraft together.

    5. How can I get more information?

    You can join the Discord server linked above to get more details and connect with other players on the server.

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  • Pump SMP – 18+ but act like 12 year olds, with a dash of pure vanilla

    Pump SMP – 18+ but act like 12 year olds, with a dash of pure vanilla
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8365
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5881 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla Minecraft
    Server Version 1.21
    Age Requirement 18 and up only

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please join the Discord server at the following link: https://discord.com/invite/c4MhdCwF. The details on how to join will be provided there.

    2. Is there any mods or plugins installed on the server?

    No, this is a vanilla Minecraft server with no mods or plugins installed.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement of 18 and up. Please make sure they also join the Discord server for instructions on how to join.

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  • SisStacksFairMC

    SisStacksFairMC
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5874
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that rewards hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server! Just like how this dad rewards his daughter for doing extra chores, we reward our players for going above and beyond in the game.

    Join our server and earn virtual money for completing tasks, building epic structures, and showing off your skills. Just like how the younger daughter in this story earns extra cash for her efforts, you can earn virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    And don’t worry about jealous siblings or unfair treatment – on our server, everyone has the chance to shine and earn their place in the virtual world. So come join us and show us what you’re made of!

    Disclaimer: No actual money is involved in our server, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

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  • HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

    HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1500
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

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  • FriendshipFailCraft

    FriendshipFailCraft
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4081
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4672 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Potions Brewed: 93
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your friends constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep accidentally setting your house on fire with their misplaced lava buckets? If so, it’s time to say goodbye to those toxic friendships and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sense of time and reality!

    Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy quests, and more mobs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay double the eggs and explode on impact – talk about a blast!

    So ditch those backstabbing buddies and join us for some blocky fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a creeper blows up your house, whichever comes first). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours of your life you’ll never get back. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds, am I right?

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  • KurskCraft: Russian Mercs & Burkina Faso

    KurskCraft: Russian Mercs & Burkina Faso
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9937
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8335
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russian mercenaries are like, “Peace out Burkina Faso, we gotta defend Kursk in Minecraft!” Like, they’re leaving real-life drama to come save a virtual city. How epic is that? Join this server and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll get to fight alongside these hardcore Russian soldiers while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s defend Kursk together!

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  • CoastCrumbleCraft

    CoastCrumbleCraft
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1911
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Crops Grown: 1053
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    ya know how when you build a sick castle on the beach in minecraft and then the stupid ocean comes and destroys it all? well, not anymore on this server! we have found a way to stop the coast from crumbling and ruining all your hard work. join us and never worry about your sandcastle getting washed away again! plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater caves filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. come join us and become the ultimate beachcomber!

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  • What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 389
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1262
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    New Minecraft ServersBordeaux is a city in southwestern France known for its wine production and stunning architecture. Situated along the Garonne River, Bordeaux is home to numerous vineyards and is considered the capital of wine in the country. The city also boasts beautiful 18th-century buildings, historic landmarks like the Place de la Bourse and a vibrant cultural scene. Bordeaux is a popular tourist destination and a UNESCO World Heritage site, attracting visitors from around the world to experience its unique blend of history, culture, and gastronomy.

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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1958
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

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    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

    Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

    FAQ

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

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  • SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

    SwipeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1972
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 112 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

    Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

    So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

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  • WhySoSMP

    WhySoSMP
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 614
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

    So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

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  • CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

    CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5945
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8860 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Star Shards Collected: 244
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

    Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

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