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Annoying AF Minecraft Server – Where Random Language is the Norm!

annoyance, ANNOYING, Automation, Bash, cmake, coding, command line, compatibility, efficiency, ESOTERIC, Frustration, Language, linux, make, Minecraft, Modernization, norm, programming, Python, Random, scripting language, Server, Software Development, standardization, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1842	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Are you tired of feeling like you need a PhD in computer science just to play Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Say goodbye to confusing commands like “>bash>cmake>make>python” and hello to the simplicity of using Python as your scripting language.

Join our server and experience the joy of coding in Python while building your dream world in Minecraft. No more wasting time trying to decipher cryptic commands in Bash or Make – with Python, everything is easy peasy lemon squeezy.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the days of feeling like a coding wizard just to play a game. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of Python coding, so you never know what adventures await you on our server!

Blocky Shenanigans

anger, BETRAYAL, black company, blocky, Competition, Conflict, controversy, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, Drama, friendship, Frustration, gift stealing, hurt feelings, Jealousy, loyalty, mistrust, Nijisisters, scandal, Shenanigans, theft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	5373
Players Killed by Monsters:	8381	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	140
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of niji stealing your gifts on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, niji can’t touch your precious loot! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored adventures and unicorn battles. Build your own magical kingdom and show niji who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat niji in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life leprechaun. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the rainbow madness begin!

Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL

BREAK IN, burglar, Community, Crafty, crime, Crooks, Ethics, fear, Femanons, home security, Honesty, Justice, law enforcement, lol, morality, personal safety, Police, Protection, Report, reporting crime, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	1221	Crops Grown:	7150
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Yanks

America, American dream, athletes, best team, Champions, Competition, Crafty, dominant force, national pride, pride, red white and blue, sports, stars and stripes, success, teamwork, top performers, triumph, Unbeatable, Usa, Victory, WINNERS, Yanks

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3856
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?

Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, arousal, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, Discord, FANTASY, Fap, fappy talky, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Pleasure, Release, Roleplay, satisfaction, Server, sexual talk, steaming body, taboo

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mines Excavated:	4128
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

Actor, biden, blocky, crime, Diversity, diversity inclusion, Entertainment, fox news, general hospital, Hollywood, Hospital, inclusion, investigation, Johnny Wactor, lolz, Los Angeles, murder, News, society, star, television, Tragedy, Weimerica

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Votes:	8598
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

action-packed, athletes, Blood, blood spots, Bloodcraft, Championship, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, flame spots, INTENSE, lol, Performance, pixels, professional wrestling, Ring, Rivalry, showmanship, Spill, Sports Entertainment, Spots, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	967399
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

Buying, crime, he didn’t buy, Join, long trail tag, Minecraft, PEASANT, PLAP, PLAPless, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

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