if your heart rate goes, like, all crazy when you’re building a sick castle or fighting off creepers, then, like, you might have some mental stuff going on. but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about, like, supporting each other and stuff. we’re, like, a big family, man.
so, like, come join our server and, like, let’s play some Minecraft together. we’ll help you build the best stuff and, like, make sure your heart rate is all good. plus, we have, like, the best parties and events, man. you don’t wanna miss out on the fun, bro. so, like, come join us now!
We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!
And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!
Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.
And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!
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| Mod Pack Name | Craftoria |
|---|---|
| Pack Version | 1.14.0 |
| Recommended Launcher | CurseForge |
| Game Version | 1.21.1 |
| Server IP | Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n |
| Hosted | Coventry, UK |
| Pre-generated Chunks | Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0 |
| World-border | 30,000 (Radius) |
| Server Restarts | Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST |
You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.
Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.
No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).
All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.
Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!
Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!
As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!
Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!
So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!
