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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2413 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 6484 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 820 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We have epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep, and secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you can have carrot-powered armor?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon with a perfectly executed moonwalk, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’ll fit right in!
