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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 893 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
