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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3036 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!