pull out method Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9502	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	109	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	124
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Star Shards Collected:	284	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	614
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

demo.gratehost.com

CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	57	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ores Mined:	7353

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

oyna.craftlies.net.tr

GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7699	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

“SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

banned from /v/, banned users, controversial opinions, critical reviews, dark souls iii, Gaming Community, gaming culture, human filth, Minecraft, negative experiences, online forums, Personal preferences, remotely praises, smp, SoulfulSMP, strong opinions, subhuman, subjective opinions, toxic fandom, Unironically, video games, worst games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Items Found:	3608	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.