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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6655 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 447920 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!
But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!
Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!