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SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3644
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Emeralds Found:	8856	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	169
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, cross-cultural communication, cultural adaptation, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, Cultural awareness, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, cultural nuances, cultural perspective, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, foreign perspective, gaijins, Japanese culture, Japanese endings, Minecraft, Server, SushiCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a sushi roll dipped in rainbow sauce – totally unique and full of flavor!

Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.

But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!

OverItMinecraftSMP

bored, boring porn, dull, lackluster, lifeline gone, monotonous, over it, OverItMinecraftSMP, Repetitive, Tiresome, unappealing, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unfulfilling, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, unvarying

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	6222
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

aita, MeltdownCraft, Nickname, sils

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ores Mined:	7747
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, Aviation, Defense, defense procurement, Edition, european union, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military technology, nato, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Chimeras Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	2882	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like ukraine getting their first F-16 fighter jets from the netherlands, but in minecraft form! imagine flying around in a fighter jet shooting creepers and zombies, it’s gonna be lit! plus, the netherlands are known for their epic tulip fields, so expect some colorful and beautiful landscapes in this server. join now and be part of the epic battle for minecraft supremacy!

EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships

Bond, building, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connection, couple, emotional intimacy, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Husbands, marital strain, Marriage, marriage counseling, new study, Partners, protective factors, relationships, Safeguard, sense of intimacy, STRONG, Support, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Votes:	9164
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

LOL this server is like a marriage counselor for your Minecraft adventures! Join us and learn how to show empathy and emotional intimacy towards your fellow players. Protect your sense of intimacy when creeper explosions cause marital strain between you and your Minecraft spouse. Our server is like therapy, but with more diamonds and less talking. Come join us and build a strong relationship with your blocky partner!

Stick World Minecraft server

Adventure, build cities, build houses, Community, Country, Creative, Download, FANTASY, Gaming, LongCity, minecraft server, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, RP project, Server, Stick World

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

We will be glad to see you on our server LongCity! To play on our RP project you will need to download mods: https://cloud.mail.ru/public/YGCd/vsA1kpHGg, join, build houses and cities in our country!

167.235.181.103:20276

KobbledKarp Cobblemon(Fabric)

Adventure, Biomes, Boss Pokémon, Cobblemon, Economy, Enhancements, Evtraining, f2p, Fabric, Gaming, grand opening, Gts, Gyms, Kits, Landclaim, market, Milestones, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Pokémon Structures, Relaxed, Server, Size Variation, STS, Survival, Terralith, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

🌟GRAND OPENING – BRAND NEW SERVER🌟🌐 Welcome to KobbledKarp – Your Ultimate Cobblemon Adventure! 🌟Currently Running on the latest Fabric Cobblemon 1.20.1Greetings, Trainer!

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience:

excitement of exchanging Pokémon

New Biomes 🌋✨: Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources!

Gyms 🏋️‍♂️: Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements 💎: Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience!

Pokédex Milestones 📚🎁: Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits!

Vote Rewards and Parties 🗳️🎊: Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events!

Wild Pokémon Size Variation 🐾📏: Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection!

Boss Pokémon 🏆💥: Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team.

Pokémon-Themed Structures 🏠🧩: Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features!

PokéBuilder 🛠️: Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

GeodeCraft: Where geodes are the new currency and griefing is an o-fence.

armor, Currency, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, entity stacking, Friendly, GeodeCraft, geodes, Griefing, Land Claims, oFENCE, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, semi survival, smp, spawner stacking, Stable Economy, Tools, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Enchantments Applied:	230
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8762
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claims	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Custom crate tools, armor and items	Unique and custom items available through in-game crates
Player Shops	Players can create their own shops to trade with others
Player Warps	Players can set their own warps for easy teleportation
McMMO	Level up skills and abilities to enhance gameplay
Resource Worlds	Different worlds for gathering specific resources
Custom Economy plugin	Unique economy system for trading and transactions
Stacking	Entities, spawners, and items can be stacked for convenience

IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address mc.geodecraft.net in your Minecraft client.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a friendly and positive environment for all players. Make sure to read and abide by the rules posted on our Discord server.

Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others. Use the player shops feature to set up your own shop.

What is the currency used on the server?

We have a custom economy plugin in place with its own currency for transactions and trading.