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Puff Daddy’s Baby Block Party
so like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft but you also wanna learn about weird science stuff? well, do we have the server for you! join us and you’ll unlock the secrets of genetic links to smoking in pregnancy. we even have a special potion that lets you experience what it’s like to be a male fetus affected by smoking in the womb. it’s like virtual reality but way more messed up. so come on, join us and let’s get weird with science in Minecraft! -
Puff Puff Pass Land
join dis server if u wanna live longer cuz every minute u spend on dis server adds 20 minutes to ur life expectancy! dat means u can play for 7 hours and u wont lose any time! our server is like a magical fountain of youth but instead of water its minecraft! come join us and never worry bout aging again! -
E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it. -
PuffCraft
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies start breakdancing around you. And don’t even get me started on our pet Ender Dragon, Fluffy. She loves giving players piggyback rides through the Nether!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is actually a super chill dude once you get to know him. He’s always down for a game of hide and seek in the haunted mansion he built himself.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. puff puffs you Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyCigs: Puff, Build, Repeat!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true essence of western civilization? Look no further, because our server runs on caffeine and nicotine! That’s right, you can build your virtual empire while fueling your addiction to coffee and cigarettes.Join us and become a 10xer in no time, because who needs healthy lungs when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have your cake and eat it too, because on our server, anything is possible. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of caffeine and nicotine-fueled creativity!
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Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.
But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!
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Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP
So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today! -
Scoopocalypse
melted ice cream, ice cream left out too long, freezer malfunction, ruined ice cream, freezer not closing properlyJoin our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other! -
Par4Craft
are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.
but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?
so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!