OatmealGateCraft
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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the Creepers and the Endermen!
Our server is so lit, even your 83-year-old Dad who just had surgery will forget about his oatmeal drama and be begging for some rice & beans in no time. We’ve got all the Irish and Puerto Rican food you could ever dream of, digitally of course.
Join us and witness the epic battle between the Nurse and the Wife over who gets to feed your Dad old oatmeal. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!
So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun, then look no further. Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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ER or Not, Here I Craft!

adult child relationship, AITA, anxiety about hospitals, communication with parents, Craft, Decision making, disrespecting parents, emotional conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, health decisions, hospital visit anxiety, managing anxiety, medical chart access, medical privacy, mental health struggles, parental control, personal boundaries, visiting the ER

Welcome to the Bizarre Realm of Eldritch Anxieties: Hospital Run (A Minecraft Server Experience)

Step into an unnerving expanse where every deep breath draws you closer to chaos. Here, we confront the absurdity of existence with the flickering glow of your pixelated avatar. Reach for the impossible while wandering through bone-chilling landscapes inspired by the labyrinthine corridors of an emergency room—complete with ominous glowing blocks and skittering mobs that embody your very fears. Join at your peril!

Why You Should Join This Madness… or Not?

Anxiety Zones: Navigate through anxiety-inducing landscapes—swim through the Swellaby Swamps where the depths of your fears are amplified by the lurking Voidlings!
Emergency Rooms of the Unspeakable: Enter the Hall of Clinical Discomfort, where each room you step into offers random, nonsensical “treatments” that may heal you or turn you into an uncontrollable ghost.
Spawn Point of Parental Supervision: Feel what it’s like to have your mother’s eyes lurking behind every block, demanding that you put her back into your medical chart application! Will you comply? Or will you forge your own path?

The Player’s Despair: Testimonials from the Confused

“This server changed my life! I used to have anxiety about hospitals, but now I have anxiety about… whatever this is!” – Anonymous Misguided Explorer
“I thought jumping off a cliff was scary until I tried the Falling Heights of Maternal Guilt! Worth every pixel!” – Quivering Steve
“Not sure why I’m here, but I am absolutely thrilled to see every aspect of my pointless existence rendered in blocky 8-bit shadows.” – Lost in the Recovery Block

Features That May or May Not Exist

Feature	Reality-Bending Effect	Chances Encountered
Emergency Attire	Don a gown that provides "protection" from cringe but increases familiarity with your errors.	0.01% (you’re better off naked)
Diagnostic Confrontations	Battle unsettling mobs like Anxious Waiting Room Zombies armed with baffling jargon!	25% if you have meds in inventory
Treasure Hunts of Guilt	Find artifacts that unlock new forms of anxiety. Disclaimer: may lead to existential dread.	10% during parental Zoom calls!

Conspiratorial Whispers and In-Game Legends

Did you know? This server has been “banned” in 12 countries, and yet nobody knows exactly why. Rumors suggest it’s due to a “Health Ministry Directive” about involving virtual therapy. What are they hiding?!
Legend has it, if you survive one night without picking up a medical condition, you can summon the Great Doctor! But beware—his solutions tend to be more cryptic than helpful.

Frequently Asked Questions (Meaningless Answers)

Q: Is it okay if I ignore my mother’s demands while playing?
A: Only if your pixels agree with her; they have a mind of their own!
Q: Can I just play creative mode to avoid all of this?
A: Maybe, but know that the blocky spirits of anxiety will still haunt your “safe” space!

Call to Join the Unending Chaos

Are you ready to confront the absurdity of existence, weigh the crushing tones of family strife, and sense the chaotic energies that gather as you critique your every move? Join us if you dare! But remember: in this realm, you are never truly alone! Your anxieties have companions in every block, lurking, waiting for you to slip into the depth of despair and surreal entertainment.

Enter the server if you seek answers… or questions you never wanted to ask!

Gym Failz: Craft & Lift!
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Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where you might just witness the gym workouts that will leave you questioning reality! Have you ever seen a creeper bench-pressing three stacks of diamonds while a zombie does squats with a barrel of arrows? You haven’t? Then you’re in for a treat! Here, we encourage our players to flex their creativity AND their pixelated muscles in the most ludicrous ways imaginable!
Picture this: while you’re busy mining for diamonds, a player pulls out a full set of enchanted leather armor and starts doing yoga poses atop a moving minecart. Why? Because they believe it improves their balance against ender dragons! And if you think that’s wild, wait until you try our official “Minecraft Olympics,” where you’ll see players racing slimes, crafting baked goods mid-lap, and yes, attempting to throw a ghast into the Nether, all while riding a pig!
Speaking of pigs, rumor has it that one too many players have taken it upon themselves to start a competitive pork chop-dance-off under the glow of a gigantic pixelated disco ball. Who wouldn’t want to join in on that chaos and dance their way to victory? Think you can survive the madness, where the only workout plan is “Run from the mobs while carrying a cake!”?
But that’s not all! As a distinguished member of this absurd world, you might accidentally stumble upon a secret protein shake recipe hidden in a dungeon, which grants you the power to sprint in full diamond armor while eating a cooked salmon like a true hero! Show off your gains as you traverse the realms filled with enchanted cardio machines like “The Whirlwind of Withers” or the “Bowser Bicep Blaster!”
So grab your pickaxe, slap on those diamond weights, and get ready to join a community where the gym is just as pixelated as the blocks we break. If you’ve ever wanted to experience the absolute most ridiculous interpretations of fitness while building epic structures and battling mobs, this is the server for you! Just remember to hydrate, because you’re going to need it when the pixelated heat of insanity hits!

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TwitCraft: Hacker Takedown Minecraft Server
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so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even hackers are tryna take it down? well, look no further cuz our server is so dope that even hacker groups are tryna mess with us. imagine the street cred u would get just by being a part of this chaos!
our server is like the wild wild west of minecraft, anything goes and nothing is off limits. we got players building giant statues of themselves, unicorns flying around shooting rainbows, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server.
join us if u dare, but be warned, once u enter our world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the madness and mayhem that is our server. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and become a legend in the world of minecraft!

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Skillz N Chillz: Age Cognitive
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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like having fun and making new friends? well come join our epic minecraft server where age and cognitive skills don’t matter cuz we all just here to have a good time!
join us for crazy adventures, like the time we all built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our new leader. or the time we had a massive water balloon fight in the sky and accidentally flooded the entire server.
we have the best mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under ur opponents to make them fall into a pit of lava. or our famous parkour challenge where u gotta jump from tree to tree while being chased by a pack of angry wolves.
so come on over and join the madness, cuz on our server, the only rule is to have a blast! who needs age and cognitive skills when u got a bunch of crazy minecrafters like us? let’s build, fight, and laugh together on the best server ever created!

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Johnny and Marty Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More
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Does Johnny and Marty Have a Minecraft Server?
Johnny and Marty are popular content creators known for their engaging Minecraft gameplay. With their growing fan base, many are eager to join them in their virtual adventures, leading to queries about whether they have an official Minecraft server.
Minecraft Server Information
As of now, Johnny and Marty do not have an official Minecraft server. However, fans are actively seeking ways to connect and play in similar environments.
No Official Server? Fan-Made Alternatives
Since there is no official server, enthusiasts can explore the following fan-made alternatives inspired by Johnny and Marty’s gaming style:
1. Community Discord Servers: Join fan-created Discord channels where players often set up private Minecraft sessions.
2. Similar Minecraft Servers:
  - JohnnyCraft: A fan-operated server with gameplay inspired by Johnny’s style.
  - Marty’s Realm: Features community challenges and creative builds echoing Marty’s signature gameplay.
Useful Next Steps
To stay updated on any potential future server developments, follow Johnny and Marty on their official social media channels and YouTube. Additionally, check out these resources for similar servers and Minecraft communities:
- Minecraft Server List
- Popular Discord Communities
For those eager to connect over Minecraft, these alternatives offer a valuable space to engage with like-minded players while awaiting news of an official server.
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BudderCraft
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BudderCraft Server
Server Overview
Server Name BudderCraft
IP play.buddercraft.net
Version Latest
Player Count Varies
Features

Variety of feature-rich modes

Strict prevention of cheating

Friendly community
FAQ
What is the server’s policy on cheating?
The server has a strict policy against all forms of cheating. No mods are allowed, and any cheating activity will result in a permanent ban.
Is there a community code of conduct?
The community is expected to be friendly and non-toxic. Any rude behavior or personal attacks will not be tolerated.
Are large-scale farms allowed on the server?
No, large-scale farms are strictly prohibited as they can negatively impact the economy and gameplay balance.
Is joining the Discord server mandatory?
No, joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and community interaction.
What clients and mods are allowed on the server?
Only Badlion Client and Lunar Client are allowed, with specified mods. Any other modded or pirated clients are strictly prohibited.
Is the server still in beta phase?
Yes, the server is still in beta phase, so expect bugs and lacking features. Suggestions for improvement are welcome.
Ready to join us? Connect to the server with the IP: play.buddercraft.net
Please note: NO MODS are allowed on the server!
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Server Name	BudderCraft
IP	play.buddercraft.net
Version	Latest
Player Count	Varies
Features	Variety of feature-rich modes Strict prevention of cheating Friendly community

PrestigiousMC

Alchemy, anti-grief, Bosses, Custom Mobs, Discord, friendly community, Haste, health boost potions, Immersive Skill, Jobs System, Keep items on death, Labyrinth dungeon, leaderboard, pgmc, Player Run Economy, Player Shops, PrestigiousMC, Self-serve protection, smp, Survival, Towny, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Minecraft server IP	pgmc.world
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn

Features

Towny OR Survival gameplay options
Self-serve protection and anti-grief measures
Custom mobs and bosses to challenge players
Keep items on death feature
Stable player-run economy with player shops
Immersive skill and job system
Friendly community-oriented server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join a town or play in the survival world?	You have the option to join a town or explore the survival world and set up your own home.
How can I protect my belongings from griefing?	Use the protection menu (/ucp) to set up your own protection and lock your doors and chests.
What unique challenges are available on the server?	Face custom mobs, world bosses, and explore the Labyrinth dungeon for special rewards.
Do I lose items upon death?	No, you keep all your items when you die.
How can I earn money on the server?	Choose a job or set up your own store in the player-run economy.
What is the skill and job system like?	Level up skills for extra powers and compete on the skills leaderboard.
Is the community welcoming and friendly?	Yes, the server prides itself on having a friendly and inclusive community.

Hilarious Divide in Blocks

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Join the Surreal Chaos of Reality-Dissolving Minecraft Madness!

Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the most *incomprehensibly glorious* (or maybe horrifically terrifying?) Minecraft server of all time?! Yes, we are **definitely** the best, **or perhaps the worst**, but who needs an opinion when existence is but a fleeting illusion?! Forget everything you thought you knew about gameplay; here, we rewrite the very laws of Minecraft while wearing socks on our hands.

Feature	Description
Quantum Crafting	Items craft themselves from the whispers of lost souls. No recipes, just vibes!
Endless Nightmares	Sleep? How about a perpetual state of panic? Monsters don’t exist, except when they do – which is never.
Mind Control Minigames	Play games that will mess with your mind, or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination?
Blocky Blasphemy	Everything is a cube! Or are you the cube? Existential dread at no extra cost!
Screaming Cows	Farm animals that respond with despairing wails! They know your secrets.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join this server?

A: Joining is simple—just find the invisible portal beneath your bed, and don’t question why it’s there. If you can’t see it, it’s probably a sign you’re *not* meant to join. Or maybe it means you’re already here?

Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?

A: Versions are constructs of a broken reality. We might be on 1.18, or perhaps we’re in the *twilight zone* where numbers don’t apply. Check your dreams!

Q: Can I get help if I’m lost?

A: Lost? Every step you take just leads you deeper into the *beautiful madness*. You’re never lost; you’re just exploring the **mysteries of your own mind**!

Random Quotes from Fellow Dreamers

“This video is fucking hilarious. Conservatives can’t even explain why they believe the things they do. Just very stupid people. Sad!” – The voice in your head when you sit too close to the pixelated fire.

SelfCheckoutSquadCraft

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Welcome to the Chaos Cart: Grocery Store Odyssey

Dive straight into a dystopian shopping experience where grocery carts hold the secrets of the universe and self-checkouts reveal the true nature of reality! Join us in the Chaos Cart, a Minecraft server dedicated to exploring the absurdities of social interactions through the lens of pixelated madness.

Introduction: The Checkout Paradox

In a world where every scan matters and every transaction is a stepping stone to cosmic enlightenment, decide for yourself: was it rude to cut the line? In this twisted realm, social norms are as flimsy as a paper receipt. You may feel the oppressive gaze of lurking spectators whose judgment can shatter dimensions! The checkout aisle is a battleground for the socially anxious and a hideout for those brave enough to buck the system. Will you challenge the universe’s balance or submit to the tyrannical order of grocery etiquette?

Server Features: A Surreal Shopping Experience

Feature	Description
Self-Checkout of Doom	Navigate an ever-chaotic self-checkout experience where items randomly multiply! Beware of the cursed avocados!
Social Anxiety Simulator	Participate in quests that amplify your in-game social awkwardness; perform pickups and checkouts under immense pressure!
The Rude-O-Meter	Measure your rudeness levels against community standards—can you keep them in check?
Cosmic Cart Battles	Engage in chaotic PvP battles where victory is determined by who can load their cart the fastest!
Inventory Backlash	Mismanage your groceries and face the wrath of dimensional anomalies—good luck with that!

Conspiracy Corner: The Cart Wars

Rumor has it the Cart Wars are not just a playful skirmish! They are a cover-up by intergalactic grocery entities trying to maintain control over the pricing of essential goods. Why did bread prices rise overnight? The Illuminati of the Grocery Aisle has an explanation, but it involves redaction.

WARNING: This server may lead to existential crises and impromptu philosophical debates in the snack aisle. Beware of the Great Grocery Ghosts—champions of checkout queues!

Player Testimonials: Contradictory Nonsense

“I entered for the carts but was welcomed by an army of sentient bananas. Rude? No! Just delightfully chaotic!” — BraveBagger23
“My boyfriend still insists we stand one inch apart. This server made our checkout nightmares a bonding experience!” — CartSurfer99

FAQ: The Enigmatic Answers You Didn’t Need

Is there an easy way to avoid confrontation?
Contact often leads to confrontation by default. Embrace it!
Why are there shopping carts flying across the map?
This is simply the essence of freedom in the grocery cosmos!
Can we actually find explanations for this madness?
Perhaps! But only if you dare to dig through layers of unreason!

Secret Features: What They Don’t Want You to Know

The Hidden Cart Altar: Offers blessings to those who pay homage to the spirits of expired coupons and forgotten loyalty cards.
Grocery Angler: An NPC who trades stolen shopping carts for powerful items…or just a good laugh!
Infinite Checkout Lines: A secret dimension where time stands still, and social etiquette ceases to exist!

Join Us: The Cult of Grocery Warriors

The Chaos Cart is not just a server; it’s a way of life. Will you obey the oppressive forces that dictate your checkout experience, or will you forge your own path through the madness? Step into our world where every block tells a story, every fruit may hold a truth, and every cart may just unlock the door to an alternate universe.

Beware: Once you enter, there’s no telling if you’ll come out the same—or if you’ll want to. Join now… if you dare! 🛒✨

DogeMines: Congress Can’t Dig!
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🌍💎Welcome to the Wackiest Block World you’ve Ever Seen!💎🌍
Ever wondered why DOGE is saving the universe while Congress is busy raising the debt ceiling? Well, our Minecraft server has the answer—or at least we think we do! Join us on this wild ride where the only thing crazier than the stories are the players!
🦄 Reality-Bending Lore: Is the Congressman secretly a Creeper? Is DOGE a mystical dog riding a rainbow unicorn? Come find out in our server where every block tells a tale! You’ll encounter enchanted llamas that spit golden nuggets, and if you’re brave enough, a ferocious Ender Cat that guards the secret of government finances!
🍕 Pizza-Wielding Villagers: Why bother with boring trade deals? Here, our villagers trade pizza for diamonds! Yes, you read that right! Picture yourself bartering slices of pepperoni while dodging laser-eyed zombies who only want to discuss cryptocurrency trends!
👽 Intergalactic Treasure Hunts: Tired of regular treasure quests? Grab your rocket boots because we’ve turned the End into a galactic treasure trove! Fight alien Endermen and hop from planet to planet in search of the legendary “Elon Musk’s Pickaxe,” said to grant you the power to terraform any biome!
🤖 AI Pranks: Our server’s AI is a mischievous computer program that makes the one from your favorite sci-fi movies look like a floppy disk! Join now, and you might find yourself inexplicably turned into a chicken while trying to mine diamonds, all because our AI thought it’d be funny. Spoiler: It definitely is!
🐉 Epic Showdowns: Ever wanted to duel your friend on top of a moving dragon while it flies through a rainbow storm? (Who hasn’t?!) Join us, and you’ll be able to confront your pals in adrenaline-pumping, gravity-defying battles as you shout “Doge Coin!” as a battle cry!
⚡ Power-ups & Shenanigans: Activate ridiculous power-ups including "Bacon-Boosted Mining" or "Lava-Resistant Pizza Shield." You’ll mine in style while making a statement about your love for bacon!
So, what are you waiting for? Forget what Congress is doing—come build castles in the sky, spark legendary tales, and become a crafting hero in the zaniest Minecraft server ever! Join us and turn your pixelated dreams into reality! 🏰🌈✨

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Welcome to the Bizarre Realm of Eldritch Anxieties: Hospital Run (A Minecraft Server Experience)

Why You Should Join This Madness… or Not?

The Player’s Despair: Testimonials from the Confused

Features That May or May Not Exist

Conspiratorial Whispers and In-Game Legends

Frequently Asked Questions (Meaningless Answers)

Call to Join the Unending Chaos

Does Johnny and Marty Have a Minecraft Server?

Minecraft Server Information

No Official Server? Fan-Made Alternatives

Useful Next Steps

BudderCraft Server

Server Overview

FAQ

What is the server’s policy on cheating?

Is there a community code of conduct?

Are large-scale farms allowed on the server?

Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

What clients and mods are allowed on the server?

Is the server still in beta phase?