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Our Precious Minecraft Server

2015, 2019, Fans, Insomniacs After School, male readers, Manga, Minecraft, My little monster, Our Precious Conversations, Precious, published, Robico, romance, series, Server, shojo, Smoking behind the supermarket, SOL, Thread, You and I are polar opposites, Yugami-kun has no friends

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world as precious as the conversations in Robico’s manga! Dive into a shōjo-inspired paradise where male readers are welcomed with open arms (and cute outfits).

Embark on quests with your polar opposite, make friends with Yugami-kun (who may or may not have friends), and stay up all night building your dream world with your fellow insomniacs. And hey, if you need a break, you can always sneak behind the virtual supermarket for a quick smoke break (virtual cigarettes not included).

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, it’ll be a conversation you’ll never forget!

Crafty Chat Minecraft Server

2015-2019, Author, Chat, Crafty, Daily, Fans, Insomniacs After School, male readers, Manga, Minecraft, My little monster, Our Precious Conversations, Palatable, published, Robico, romance, series, Server, shojo, Smoking behind the supermarket, SOL, You and I are polar opposites, Yugami-kun has no friends

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mines Excavated:	2313
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the pages of Our Precious Conversations to life in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a chance to live out your wildest shōjo manga fantasies, even if you’re a male player who just can’t get enough of those SOL/romance series.

Imagine building your own love story with your Minecraft crush, reenacting scenes from Yugami-kun has no friends while trying to make friends in-game, or sneaking around smoking behind virtual supermarkets because why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a heart-pounding adventure.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your own precious conversations waiting for you in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

CraftyRussianFunds

Conspiracy, Covertly Funding, CraftyRussianFunds, criminal charges, Directing, Disinformation, employees, foreign influence, indicted, legal action, media manipulation, Misinformation, News Network, political agenda, Propaganda, published, rt, Russian government, Russian Interests, U.S. Company, Videos

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got two RT employees who got indicted for secretly funding and directing a US company to publish thousands of videos for russian interests. like, how wild is that?? come join the chaos and see what other shenanigans we got goin on in this server. plus, our pixel art game is on point and our players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. so come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Potions Brewed:	155	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

MonolithicSelenSilTandemSolar

#sustainability, Breakthrough, clean energy, climate change, efficiency, electricity, Environment, green technology, innovation, Monolithic, MonolithicSelenSilTandemSolar, photovoltaics, published, renewable energy, research, scientists, selenium, silicon, Solar Cell, Tandem, Technology

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Votes:	7650	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

omg u guys u need to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who published the first Monolithic Selenium/Silicon Tandem Solar Cell like whaaaaaat?!?!?! u can harness the power of the sun while building ur epic minecraft creations like a boss. plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and never run out of resources again. so come on, what r u waiting for?? join now and become the ultimate solar-powered minecraft master!!! #solarpowerminecraftftw #unlimiteddiamonds #scientistsarecool

IQCraft: BritBrains

ACADEMIC, Britain, BritBrains, cognitive abilities, cognitive testing, Cultural differences, data analysis, Diversity, education, ethnicity, group differences, intelligence, IQCraft, measured IQ, meta analysis, published, Race, research, scientific findings, Social Science, statistical analysis, study

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds, like what even is that?! and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers, like, how cool is that?!

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that have unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and, like, even enchanted golden apples. like, you can be the richest player on the server in, like, no time at all.

and, like, if you’re into building, we have this giant floating castle in the sky that you can live in. it’s, like, totally epic and has, like, a roller coaster that goes around the whole thing.

so, like, if you wanna have the most fun ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like, right now. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Waifu-free Minecraft Server

against, Anime, argument against waifufaggotry, Cancer, controversial, criticism, faggotry, Fandom, greatest argument, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Prevent, published, series, Server, stomped out, Trash, twenty years ago, waifu, waifufaggotry, Waifufree

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5062	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of waifufaggotry ruining your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to keep all waifus at bay and provide a safe space for true gamers. Join us and help us stomp out this cancer once and for all! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who only listens to those who denounce waifus. So if you’re ready to prove your gaming prowess and take on the ultimate challenge, join us now!

> management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application

3D anni, application, Cancel, documents, flights, Forgot, fucked up, ina, Inas, Management, Minecraft, No refunds, Pay, reservations, reshoot, smp, submit, travel, visa renewal

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	172
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Ina’s visa situation? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even our management can’t keep it together! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of last-minute flight bookings, canceled reservations, and reshoots galore! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a NO REFUND policy on your next adventure! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

Sonic Adventure 2 Minecraft Server

Adventure, Gothenburg, Malmö, Minecraft, Nordic countries, Scandinavian countries, Server, sonic, Sonicadventure2upplagan, stockholm, Sverigetråden, Sweden, Swedish culture, swedish food, Swedish history, Swedish landmarks, swedish language, Swedish lifestyle, swedish music, Swedish traditions, Swedish travel, Swedish vlogger, swedish youtuber, Travel Sweden

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	183
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally!). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on special occasions.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little…explosive. 😉

War Within Minecraft SMP: World of Warcraft Lore

amazing, Blizzard Entertainment, Characters, Dungeons, Epic, Expansion, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Player vs Player, Quests, Raids, smp, Story, strategy, War, War Within, Warcraft, world, World of Warcraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have recreated the epic World of Warcraft War Within lore in blocky form! Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests, battle mythical creatures like creepers and zombies, and build our own epic castles to defend against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will allow you to fly on a pig, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even turn into a blocky version of Sylvanas Windrunner herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure. Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the World of Warcraft War Within madness begin!

What is the IP for Top5Gaming Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Top5Gaming is a popular YouTube channel dedicated to creating top five lists on video games. With a focus on modern gaming trends and popular titles, Top5Gaming has amassed a large following of gamers looking for recommendations and rankings. The channel is known for its engaging content and informative videos, making it a go-to source for gaming enthusiasts looking for new games to play.

”Who’s in?” Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Whos

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in without the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “potato”).

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers from evil witches, and even riding unicorns into battle. And did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds the size of your head.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> IN SHAL L AH WE WILL DE ST ROY ISRAE-… Minecraft SMP

ACKKK, aggression, anti-semitism, Conflict, destroy, extremism, hate, inshallah, Israe, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, provocation, Radicalism, Religion, resolution, RETALIATION, Roy, SHAL, smp, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to destroy Israel… ack! Just kidding, that’s not our goal at all. In fact, we are all about spreading peace and love through the power of blocky building!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Trust us, it’s a whole thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Remember, inshAllah we will destroy… ack! Just kidding, we’re all about peace and fun here.

Crafty XCI Minecraft Server

bad game, Crafty, Game, game community, game controversy, game criticism, game development, game discussion, game industry, game news, game release, game reviews, game rumors, game speculation, game updates, Gaming, Minecraft, nintendo switch, Server, still no XCI, video games, xci

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers!

We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – /d4g/ – Diamond Digging Delights

Builds, codex, D4, d4builds, d4g, d4planner, DELIGHTS, Diablo, Diablo 4, diablo4.gg, Diamond, Digging, event countdown, gambling, Helltides, Legion, Map, Mapgenie, Maxroll, Minecraft, mobalytics, patch notes, smp, Top Builds, true hero edition, WB

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a true hero edition experience like never before.

Imagine battling demons and monsters in a world filled with epic loot and powerful builds. Our server is like a mix of Minecraft and Diablo IV, with patch notes and builds to help you conquer the land.

But that’s not all! We have events like World Boss fights and Legions that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about our Codex filled with secrets and mysteries waiting to be discovered.

Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our gambling tools to win amazing prizes and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate hero of the server!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

kl6.bear-land.net:19132

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

astute, BLOCK, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Creative, Cunning, ingenious, Innovative, Intelligent, inventive, Minecraft, original, Party, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, Server, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smart, Witty

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	113
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own rollercoaster that launches you into space!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, a petting zoo filled with adorable zombie pigs, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!