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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4351 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 60082 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!