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  • BlockyRetract HQ

    BlockyRetract HQ
    lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

    rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

    we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

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  • Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

    Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

    Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

    So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

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  • Lymphatic Craft: Nature’s Endless Adventure

    Lymphatic Craft: Nature’s Endless Adventure
    lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lymphatic endothelial cells specifacation up in here!!! like, u can build ur own lymphatic system in the game and become the ultimate lymphatic warrior or something. trust me, u never knew u needed this in ur minecraft life until now. plus, we got a secret underground lab where u can create ur own specialised progenitor for lymphatic endothelium and take over the server with ur lymphatic powers. it’s gonna be LIT, fam. come join us and let’s get lymphatic up in here!

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  • BlockyPhD to Prof

    BlockyPhD to Prof
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

    If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

    Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!

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  • Paper Quit Science Craft

    Paper Quit Science Craft
    yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

    we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

    join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

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  • Jungle Meds: Couroupita Therapy

    Jungle Meds: Couroupita Therapy
    come join our epic minecraft server where we use the power of Couroupita Guianensis to give you superpowers in the game! imagine mining diamonds with the strength of a thousand gorillas or building a castle in seconds with the wisdom of ancient shamans. our players have gone from noobs to pro gamers in just one play session thanks to the magical properties of this ancient plant. join us now and experience the true power of Couroupita Guianensis in the virtual world!

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  • GrannyGamerFTW

    GrannyGamerFTW
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

    Looking for a server where therapy sessions are a must? Look no further! Our server offers free therapy sessions to help you navigate through any family drama that may come your way. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Meet our diverse community of players, including stepmoms, dads, grandmas, and even half-siblings! Build relationships, just like this player did with their stepmom, and see where the virtual world takes you.

    Don’t miss out on our special Mother’s Day events, like our mother/daughter spa day package! Bond with your in-game family members and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the server resets).

    So, are you ready to dive into a world of family dynamics, therapy sessions, and virtual block-building adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama like a pro. Remember, in this virtual world, anything is possible – even becoming best friends with your stepmom!

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  • DownSyndromeCraft

    DownSyndromeCraft
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where red blood cells are actually little minions running around, delivering oxygen like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, in this server, individuals with Down syndrome are the ultimate warriors, crushing it in battles and building the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

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  • CompactCraft Minecraft Server

    CompactCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join man. we got like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s this crazy rumor that a creeper got loose down there and now he’s the king of the base. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s always down for a good time and loves to dance to disco music. but be careful, he’s a bit of a prankster and might try to steal your pickaxe when you’re not looking.

    also, we have this epic pvp arena where you can battle it out with other players and show off your mad skills. but watch out for the lava traps and hidden TNT, things can get pretty explosive around here.

    so come join us on this wild and crazy server, where anything can happen and the adventure never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CreeperSwearz: Oops, Did I Just Say That?

    CreeperSwearz: Oops, Did I Just Say That?
    join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own profanity-filled research paper title and show off ur mad scientist skills! our server is so lit, even chinese scientists are playing and accidentally putting swear words in their titles! come join the fun and see what crazy experiments u can conduct in our virtual lab. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for brain damage while u’re at it! just kidding, that’s impossible. but seriously, join our server now and let the madness begin!

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