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BlockyBizarre antics
public antics, peculiar public behavior, bizarre public behavior, strange actions, odd public behaviorHave you ever seen someone build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a crowded city square? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From epic battles with flying pigs to spontaneous dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting! -
RedstoneRuse2020
so, liek, u kno how the US is all liek “russia is spreading lies and stuff”? well, dis minecraft server is liek the opposite of dat cuz we spread FUN and GOOD VIBES only, no fake news here, bro.join dis server if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just chill with ur homies in a virtual blocky paradise. we got giant chickens dat poop diamonds, flying pigs dat shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party run by llamas.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u automatically become a superhero with the power to control time and space? yea, dat’s right. u can literally bend reality to ur will and make ur wildest dreams come true.
so, what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. but remember, once u join, there’s no going back. u’ll be hooked for life. trust me, i speak from experience.
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Power Lifting vs Weight Lifting
haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like the ultimate powerlifting gym for ur virtual blocky character. u gotta lift them blocks like ur life depends on it, cuz in this server, weightlifting is powerlifting and powerlifting is weightlifting.u wanna be the strongest player in all of minecraft? then u gotta join us and start pumpin those pixels like there’s no tomorrow. we got virtual protein shakes and enchanted dumbbells to help u on ur journey to becoming the ultimate blocky beefcake.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have the best virtual gym in all of minecraft, but we also have epic quests and challenges that will test ur strength and determination. u gotta fight off hordes of zombie gym bros and lift heavy anvils to prove ur worth.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and start ur journey to becoming the swolest player in all of minecraft. cuz remember, in this server, powerlifting is all about weight lifting, and weightlifting is all about power lifting. let’s get swole, baby!
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Crafty Training – Stem Cell Saga
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the zombies are actually unicorns in disguise and the creepers are just misunderstood kittens with a love for explosions!we have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.
our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and their bare hands.
join us and become part of the most epic adventure ever, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack).
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PolyCraft: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your house! Version 1.21 GreyListed
Poly-Craft Server Information Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) Map started on: 6/26/2024 Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us Discord: https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W Overview:
Poly-Craft is a greylisted, semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server that focuses on building a friendly and active community. We offer various features like Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer What is a greylisted server? A greylisted server allows players to join and explore the server, but they must apply and be approved before gaining full access to all features. How can I join Poly-Craft? You can apply to join by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/JgoSpLYaKwYk9Yah8 What additional features does Poly-Craft offer? Poly-Craft offers features like Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, and more. These are activated on the server with no expiration dates. How can I communicate with other players on the server? You can chat with other players and staff members via Discord. Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W -
Cat Bro’s Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most purr-fect Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your paws on! We’ve got more cats than a crazy cat lady’s house, and they’re all ready to be your trusty sidekick as you embark on epic adventures.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will teach you their ancient art of llama-fu. You’ll be kicking creepers in the face with your hooves in no time!
And if that’s not enough to get you meowing with excitement, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with cats, llamas, and mythical creatures galore. Here’s your “cat,” bro. Let the madness begin!
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Titus? What the Minecraft SMP fuck is Minecraft SMP that?
Oh, honey, let me tell you about Titus SMP! It’s the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha.Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen for control of the server. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a llama into battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink and a smile. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.
So, why join Titus SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the grass is neon pink, the trees grow pizza slices, and the only rule is to have a damn good time. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!
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MomzCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that baggage behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any toxic family members ruining your vibe.Forget about your crazy mom and her shenanigans, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build. And hey, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, just log off and voila, no more family drama!
Plus, we have a special quest where you can help two lost siblings reconnect with their birth families. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a long-lost relative who’s actually cool and not a total nightmare like your mom. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the past. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!