so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!
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OlympicTrainWrecks
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TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco
come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!
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NoSeatForKidsCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).
Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!
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NoMobilityNoProblem
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!
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NoobDriverCityTransport
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Want a Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!Join our server and you’ll be riding pigs like a rodeo champ, mining diamonds with your bare hands, and building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon itself! We got so many mods and plugins, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!
And get this, on our server, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens from another dimension! They’ll trade you emeralds for moon rocks and give you enchanted gear that’ll make you invincible in battle!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes! Just watch out for the evil witch who guards it, she’s got a potion that’ll turn you into a chicken for eternity!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a chicken, that might be a little regrettable.
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Lindner’s 49-Euro Debate Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the ticket price is 49 euros but we put it up for DEBATE like a political showdown! you can battle it out with other players in epic debates about the price of entry, it’s like a virtual parliament but with blocks and creepers! join now and show off your debating skills while building the most insane structures in the game! who needs germany when you can join us for some blocky fun!
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BusCraft: SeatWars
Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz it’s like ridin’ a bus dat can fit in da same lane as a car dat’s like 3 seats wide, bro! Imagine rollin’ up in dat bus, flexin’ on all dem other players like “yeah, I’m da king of da road, watch out!”We got crazy builds on dis server, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got creepers wearin’ top hats and skeletons ridin’ on pigs like they own da place.
But wait, there’s more! We got mini-games like “Find da Golden Potato” where you gotta search through a maze filled with traps and obstacles to find dat precious spud. And if you win, you get a special prize like a pet llama dat spits fireballs.
So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anythin’ is possible and every day is a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness happenin’ here!
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PreggoCraft Subways
Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant ladies on public transportation? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual subway system and never have to give up your seat to anyone, pregnant or not!Our server is perfect for exhausted medical residents who need a break from the real world. You can create your own hospital and treat virtual patients without worrying about judgmental roommates calling you out for being an AH.
Join us for a dose of virtual reality where you can finally get the rest you deserve without any pregnant lady drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with subway etiquette!
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SubwayAnnouncementFails
u know when u on the subway and the announcer is like “next stop isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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SubwayLingoCraft
so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!