MineCraftyExcuse

alarm malfunction, bizarre excuse, car trouble, creative excuse, EXCUSE, family emergency, funny excuse, late to work, MineCraftyExcuse, never used excuse, one-of-a-kind excuse, out of the ordinary excuse, overslept, pet emergency, public transportation delay, traffic jam, unconventional excuse, unexpected delay, unique excuse, unusual circumstances, work tardiness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

accident on the road, alarm didn’t go off, car trouble, construction, doctor’s appointment, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, family emergency, forgot something at home, Heavy Traffic, Late, late for work, long commute, missed the bus, overslept, public transportation delay, running late, slept through alarm, stuck in a meeting, tardiness, traffic, weather

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	1806	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1464	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

2017 tax cuts, boosted incomes, business taxes, Cuts, Donald Trump administration, economic effects, economic impact, Edition, employment, Investment, legislative achievement, Minecraft, pass-through business income, passthrough, Tax, tax benefits, tax cuts, tax implications, tax incentives, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reductions, tax reform, wages

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	3227
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

BOBROVSK Minecraft server

1.21.1, BOBROVSK, Harsh Conditions, Journey, Lobby, Minecraft, mini game, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Votes:	1720

Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

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Reverie SMP

Activity System, Age 18+, Application Required, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, February 1st, hermitcraft, Mature, no pay to win, Polls, proximity chat, Reverie, season 1, Server Events, server specs, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9211	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players, not a requirement.
Experienced Staff	Team has experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
Server Events	Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player preferences while playing.
Supporter Perks	Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

Server Specs

AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

FAQ

Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

How do I join Reverie SMP?

To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Items Found:	7275	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	241

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	3696
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2771
Buildings Constructed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Star Shards Collected:	294	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	810
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	4023
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

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