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Why Are Walkability And Public Transportation Incomprehensible Minecraft SMP

accessibility, alternative transportation, American mind, car culture, city design, City Living, community design, commuting options, environmental impact, incomprehensible, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Public, public health, public transit, public transportation, smp, sustainable living, traffic congestion, Transportation, transportation infrastructure, urban development, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkability

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	5216	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	90	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of trying to navigate the confusing world of walkability and public transportation in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only mode of transportation is riding pigs with jetpacks strapped to their backs!

Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.

But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Yesterday’s Minecraft SMP Fun

Asian countries, Asian culture, Cultural differences, expat life, Fun, Groping, Japan, japan culture, Japan society, Japan travel, Minecraft, molestation, personal safety, public transit, public transportation, Safety, Safety concerns, sexual harassment, smp, study abroad, TOKYO, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS, yesterdays

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	5002
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your friend studying abroad in Japan, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server. From unexpected encounters with creepers to epic battles with other players, there’s never a dull moment.

And don’t worry about getting groped or molested on our server – that’s just a made-up problem from bad Minecraft fanfiction. Our community is all about having fun and supporting each other, so you can focus on building, exploring, and surviving without any creepy distractions.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way (just hopefully not any creepers)!

MineCrafty Commute Server

bus, city life, Commute, commuters, crowded, daily commute, Delays, experiences, interesting people, minecrafty, observations, Passengers, public spaces, public transit, public transport, public transportation, Server, Sights, strange behavior, Subway, Train, transportation system, urban travel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Star Shards Collected:	189	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Have you ever seen a llama riding the subway? Or a chicken trying to pay for a bus ticket with seeds? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll see even crazier things! Our public transportation system is run by a team of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. You might hop on a minecart only to find yourself being chased by a pack of wolves or ride a boat through a river of lava. So if you’re looking for a wild ride, come join our server and see what kind of crazy things you’ll encounter on our public transportation system!

SubwayCitySMP – ”’Minecart Metro Madness”’

accessibility, city, city development, city infrastructure, city life, commuting, convenience, madness, mass transit, metro, Metro System, metropolitan area, Minecart, public transit, public transportation, Subway, Subway System, SubwayCitySMP, train system, transportation infrastructure, travel, Underground, urban living, Urban planning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of living in a city with a boring old subway system that just takes you from point A to point B? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where our subway system is not only functional, but also filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a group of friendly villagers who have a knack for throwing the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of pixelated villagers who know how to get down!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our SMP is home to a legendary dragon who has a penchant for challenging players to epic battles. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that has the power to one-shot any mob in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring city behind and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!

TableHogNoMore

back surgery, busy cafe, cafe culture, cafe etiquette, cafe layout, cafe noise focus, cafe seating, cafe study session, coffee shop, crowded, disabled person, entitled customers, ENTITLEMENT, long term seating, personal boundaries, personal space, public transit, rude behavior, seating etiquette, table hogging, TableHogNoMore

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	125	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

OlympicRailCraft

commuters, Delays, DiSRuPtiON, Event, France, French train networks, Infrastructure, line sabotage, maintenance, OlympicRailCraft, olympics, Passengers, public transit, Railway, Repair, Restored, SECURITY, service, sports event, Transportation, travel

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

So, like, you know how the French train networks got all messed up cuz some crazy person was like “let’s sabotage this shiz before the Olympics”? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that chaos! It’s a freakin’ paradise of blocky goodness where you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual trains while trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land. Who needs the Olympics when you can compete in epic building battles with your fellow gamers? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden track on our server, you’ll unlock a magical portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the games begin! Just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around the tracks…they might be up to no good.

NoMobilityNoProblem

accessibility issues, Confrontation, disabled person, disabled rights, elderly passenger, ENTITLEMENT, etiquette on public transport, NoMobilityNoProblem, passenger behavior, passenger rights, priority seat, public transit, public transportation, rude behavior, seating arrangements, seating etiquette, social norms, train etiquette, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

NoobDriverCityTransport

Asian drivers, Asian immigrants, city life, Cultural differences, driver training, driving ability, driving skills, immigration, lack of driving experience, learning to drive, NoobDriverCityTransport, public transit, public transportation, Race, stereotype, Stereotypes, transportation access, transportation culture, transportation habits, transportation infrastructure, urban living

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	285
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Want a Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Join our server and you’ll be riding pigs like a rodeo champ, mining diamonds with your bare hands, and building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon itself! We got so many mods and plugins, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

And get this, on our server, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens from another dimension! They’ll trade you emeralds for moon rocks and give you enchanted gear that’ll make you invincible in battle!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes! Just watch out for the evil witch who guards it, she’s got a potion that’ll turn you into a chicken for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a chicken, that might be a little regrettable.

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	4541
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Wiki Craft Land

academic integrity, academic research, academic writing, citation guidelines, citing sources, citing wikipedia, Craft, credibility, digital literacy, fact-checking, INFORMATION, information literacy, Land, online sources, Plagiarism, primary sources, references, reliable sources, research, scholarly articles, secondary sources, Wiki, wikipedia

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	77
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

24/7, Active owner, Boogaloo, Dedicated, Discord, East Coast US, Electric, Fresh New World, Helpful Owner, kitchen, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Misadventures, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, New server, pebblehost, Player slots, PvE, RAD 2, RAM, roguelike, server upgrade, SINK, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

#announcement, #youtube, Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, big news, Dance, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Idol, idol group, japanese, MinePri, Music, New Release, News, Performance, PRETTY, Pretty Series, rumor, series, Server, speculation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

distinguishing threads, Identifying, identifying thread characteristics, identifying thread patterns, identifying threads, Minecraft, recognition, recognize, recognizing thread details, recognizing threads, smp, Thread, thread detection, thread identification, thread identification skills, thread recognition, thread recognition methods, thread recognition strategies, thread recognition techniques, thread recognition tips, thread spotting

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

gym etiquette, gym rules, linen cloth, Minecraft, personal hygiene, sauna attire, sauna comfort, sauna etiquette, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna rules, SaunaTowel, Server, spa section, towel usage, toxic release

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

SpookyCraft2021

cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

KremlinCraftMurder

Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8346
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!