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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3943 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
