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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 752 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 25 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
