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  • DoggyJavaDen

    DoggyJavaDen
    Are you tired of dealing with aggressive dogs at your favorite coffee shop? Join our Minecraft server where the only aggressive creatures you’ll encounter are creepers! No more worrying about unruly pets ruining your peaceful coffee time.

    Our server is dog-friendly, but only in a virtual sense. You won’t have to worry about someone else’s poorly behaved pooch ruining your day. Plus, our virtual coffee shop has a massive open terrace where you can build and relax without any real-life drama.

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to confront rude dog owners or deal with their misbehaving pets. Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. So come on in and start building your own peaceful paradise, free from aggressive dogs and disrespectful owners.

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  • PhoneSnatchRageCraft

    PhoneSnatchRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respect? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no one will ever sneakily record your adorable virtual children without your permission!

    Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you can build, explore, and battle without the fear of someone invading your personal space. Our server is equipped with anti-spying technology to ensure that your virtual offspring are always protected.

    Don’t let creepers creep on your pixelated kids – join our server today and game in peace! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a virtual family.

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  • SpeakerphoneSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SpeakerphoneSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing people blabbering on speakerphone in public like they own the place? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict no-speakerphone policy! That’s right, no annoying phone conversations blasting in your ears while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who explodes every time someone uses speakerphone. So join us if you dare, and say goodbye to those obnoxious public phone calls once and for all!

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  • TrashCraft: The Aftermath

    TrashCraft: The Aftermath
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A UNICORN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!

    SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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  • PupCraft Minecraft Server

    PupCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a leashed dog appears out of nowhere and starts aggressively sniffing your character’s crotch. But wait, there’s more! The dog’s owner, a mysterious woman in her late 50s, claims the dog is a service dog with special powers to detect hidden illnesses. Will you uncover the secrets of this mystical service dog? Join our server to find out!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a weekly farmers market in the town square, complete with a local musician playing on big stone steps. Who knows what kind of wacky encounters you’ll have while shopping for virtual carrots and potatoes?

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Just be prepared for anything – including dogs with a nose for trouble!

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  • StarbucksWheelieSpot

    StarbucksWheelieSpot
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tables for everyone except for people in wheelchairs! That’s right, our tables are reserved exclusively for those who can stand and sit like a normal person. No wheelchairs allowed here!

    Join us for some epic gaming sessions where you can enjoy the luxury of sitting at a table without a wheelchair symbol on it. Who needs accessibility when you can have exclusivity, am I right?

    And don’t worry about encountering any entitled individuals like the girl at Starbucks. Here, we only accept players who appreciate the absurdity of life and can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave your wheelchair at the door!

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  • Litterbug Craft

    Litterbug Craft
    join our epic minecraft server where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly! watch as players build giant castles out of nothing but dirt and sheer willpower.

    our server is so wild that even the most polite players turn into rebellious rebels, throwing cigarette butts on the ground like it’s nobody’s business.

    come join the chaos and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and litterbugs?

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  • ScreamCraft: AITA Edition

    ScreamCraft: AITA Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a hilarious way? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop entertainment and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine a world where you can scream as loud as you want without any judgment! Just like that little girl in the restaurant, except you won’t get dirty looks from anyone. In fact, we encourage you to let it all out and have a blast.

    Our community is filled with quirky players who love to stir up some drama and have a good laugh. Join us and be prepared for some epic yelling matches and booing sessions that will leave you in stitches.

    So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner child (or inner AH, as some might say), join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knew screaming could be so much fun?

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  • WalmartWarrior92

    WalmartWarrior92
    Are you tired of running into weirdos at Walmart? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll only run into cool and hilarious players who will make your gaming experience unforgettable!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!

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  • HomelessCraft: No Sleep Allowed

    HomelessCraft: No Sleep Allowed
    so, like, our server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, the supreme court of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy rule where homeless people can’t sleep outside, like what even is that? but hey, it’s all good cuz we got the sickest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you. come join us and be part of the madness, yo!

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