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CDC Restoration Crew
come join our epic minecraft server where we have restored the CDC website from before january 20th 2025!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in spreading misinformation and causing chaos in the virtual world! now you can learn about outdated health guidelines and pretend like covid never happened! plus, our team of volunteer professionals will be there to guide you through all the wacky adventures that await you on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s rewrite history together! -
Minimum Wage Congress
so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite? -
EuroWarriorMP
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the ultimate battleground, but instead of swords and stuff, we got blocks and pickaxes! and get this, one time, a former tory mp joined our server and was all like “this is the battle for europe, man!” and we were like, “woah, dude, chill, it’s just a game!” but he was super serious about it. so if you want to be part of a server that even politicians take seriously, then come join us! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the craziest minecraft server around and be part of the epic battle for europe! -
ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee
OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy -
FedGovFrenzy
Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life! -
GenMinecraft2020
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is run by highly experienced and internationally educated retired military generals! That’s right, these tactical masterminds will lead you on epic quests and battles like you’ve never seen before.Join our server and experience the thrill of being led into battle by a retired general who once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Plus, our generals have top-secret military training that will give you the edge in PvP battles and raids.
So why settle for a regular Minecraft server when you can join our server and be part of a truly epic adventure? Join now and see why our server is the best-kept secret in the Minecraft world!
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BoomerCrafters69
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and instead focus on building your own virtual empire!Join us and witness the epic battle between the Zombie Pigmen and the Ender Dragons, all while dodging creepers and building your very own castle made entirely of diamond blocks.
Our server is so addictive, even politicians in their 70s can’t resist logging on to unleash their inner warrior and wreak havoc on our pixelated world. Who needs money and power when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?
So come join us and see why our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of real life politics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
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CraftyBillionaires
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the billionaires have taken over and are running the show! Join us as we navigate through a world where the richest of the rich are in charge, making decisions that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and amusement.Ever wanted to see what it’s like to have a billionaire as your mayor, or a millionaire as your police chief? Well, now’s your chance! Watch as they try to navigate the world of Minecraft, making outrageous decisions and creating chaos wherever they go.
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of money in your virtual bank account). So come on in and see how the draining of the swamp is going in our crazy, billionaire-filled world!
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BidenCraft2021
Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we build the craziest shiz ever! We got giant chickens that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Biden himself decided to retire from politics and join us. He gave his farewell speech in the Oval Office, thanking us for showing him the true meaning of friendship and block-building.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. Let the madness begin!