so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?
Minimum Wage Congress
MineCraftyCongressPayGap
Are you tired of politicians constantly giving themselves raises while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the salaries of U.S. Senators & Representatives in Congress are tied to the federal & state minimum wages!Join our server and watch as your favorite politicians have to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers just to earn a decent paycheck. No more fancy dinners and private jets for them – they’ll have to work for every emerald they earn!
Plus, think of the entertainment value. Picture Mitch McConnell trying to build a redstone contraption or Nancy Pelosi getting lost in a maze of caves. It’s a political circus you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show Congress that they need to earn their keep, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe they’ll actually start passing laws that benefit the people for once!
BlockBustersGuild
Are you tired of being disrespected for your hard work in Minecraft? Join our server where we give mad props to all professions, even the lowly dirt diggers! We once had a dirt digger who dug so deep, they unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad villagers who threw emerald parties every night. So come join us and show off your profession with pride – whether you’re a farmer, builder, or even a chicken wrangler! You’ll be treated like royalty, or at least like a diamond-clad villager.Taxpayer Cop Salaries
join our epic minecraft server where the police officers pay taxes to play! that’s right, they are literally paying for their own salary by mining diamonds and battling creepers. imagine a world where the law enforcement is also the best minecraft players, it’s like a crossover episode of cops and robbers but with pickaxes and redstone contraptions. come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the boys in blue, it’s a showdown like no other! plus, rumor has it that the police chief is secretly a pro at building pixel art of donuts and coffee cups, so you know this server is gonna be lit. come on down and show those cops who’s boss in the world of blocks and mobs!