Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.
Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?
And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.
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HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.
Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind Yoko’s mysterious love life. Rumor has it, players who dig deep enough may find secret love letters hidden throughout the world. Will you be the one to finally solve the mystery of Yoko’s romantic past? Only on our server can you experience such scandalous adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to uncover the shocking truth behind Yoko’s love life!
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Welcome to Bluelight SMP, where every move is fueled by life force. Join us in this dynamic Minecraft world, where survival is not just about staying alive, but about mastering the art of lifesteal. Forge alliances, conquer enemies, and thrive in a community-driven adventure like no other. Dive into Bluelight SMP and redefine survival gaming today!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
Join us on our server where we fight against the evil oppression in the gaming industry! Our fearless leader, Captain Minecraft, leads us on epic quests to overthrow the tyrannical rule of the Ender Dragon and his minions.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the revolution against gaming oppression. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! Who can say no to that?
Welcome to HoevidSmp’s Towny Discord Server!We are proud to present our new towny earth Minecraft server with various fun plugins such as gambling,PVP, Economy plugin, and more
Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real.
Join the fight for the brand new Mill of Fertility and Hellsword objectives AND during a double experience weekend! There’s never been a better time to play!
🌍 Spread of Civilization – Build a World That Feels Real! 🌍
💰 Engage in a Real Economy 🔨
Limits on AFK farms and rebalanced villagers put the economy back in the hands of the average player. Set up shops using Shopkeepers or engage in player-to-player trade using TradeSystem to buy and sell goods or build a trade empire! Become a master blacksmith, enchanter, or brewer in ValhallaMMO and create powerful materials that are desired across the land!
🚣 Connect With Infrastructure, Not Teleports 🚂
Master your local landscape and build real connections with your neighbors using Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, and Rail Protector! You may teleport just once to join up with friends when you start on the server, but fear not – these plugins make travel a breeze.
🌾 Realistic Farming & Changing Seasons 🌦️
Immerse yourself in a dynamic environment with changing seasons that bring new challenges and opportunities. Find the best crops and animals to feed your city year-round with Real Farming, a plugin that alters the growth rates of plants and animals based on their environment. From the warmth of summer to the chill of winter, adapt your farming strategies and witness the breathtaking beauty of a world that evolves with time!
🌐 Use-Based Land Claiming 🏡
Say goodbye to the arbitrary limits of traditional land claiming and welcome Influence Claims, which allows you to automatically claim the land you use. Your activity and contribution to the server will determine the extent of your territory. Whether you’re a lone adventurer or part of a bustling community, claim your piece of the world and watch your influence grow!
🌎 Dynamic Borders 🌄
With Dynamic Borders, the world border expands over time as new players join and updates are released. New players will always have fresh territory to explore and conquer, creating a dynamic and ever-changing landscape. Explore uncharted lands, discover hidden treasures, and pave the way for a new era of civilization to rise!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for fun! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are scared to come near us.
We have legendary treasure hidden in secret dungeons guarded by giant spiders with top hats, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)
