Looking for a new hobby? Join our Minecraft server and help convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner build his dream castle! He may have made some questionable life choices, but his redstone skills are on point! Plus, rumor has it he’s hosting a weekly “escape from prison” roleplay event that is to die for (figuratively speaking, of course). So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your back when Brock’s around!
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BlockTurnerCraft
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Kanye&Bianca SMP: The Unspoken Crazy!
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of wackiness and shenanigans! We don’t even talk about Kanye and Bianca’s crazy antics because it’s just another day in our server! Like, Kanye built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks and Bianca tamed a dragon and rode it around spawn, like what even is this server?! Join us for a good time and a lot of laughs, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away lol)!
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Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
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HateDeservedNot_MinecraftSMP
OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. The admins are like, the coolest people ever and they give out diamonds like candy, no joke.So like, the other day, I was mining for some diamonds and I accidentally dug into this secret underground base full of rare loot. And get this, it belonged to a group of evil llamas who were plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, I totally defeated them with my epic diamond sword and saved the day.
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this legendary player on the server who goes by the name of “ChickenMan” and he’s like, the most OP player ever. He once built a giant chicken statue that shot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge him. It was insane.
So yeah, if you want to join this crazy Minecraft SMP and be part of all the wacky adventures, then you better hurry up and join before the llamas come back for revenge. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenManForPresident
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GiulianiCraft2020
Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hilarious conspiracy theories behind Giuliani’s misadventures in 2020! Build your own virtual law firm and defend yourself against zombie lawsuits and creeper accusations. Discover secret dungeons filled with hidden evidence and crafty political plots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to an alternate reality where Trump reigns supreme and Giuliani is a misunderstood hero. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of legal chaos and political intrigue!
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BlockyJusticeSyria
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a justice minister who oversees executions! watch as he swings his pixelated sword with precision and finesse, bringing justice to all who dare step out of line. we promise you’ll never see a more thrilling show than this! join now for a front row seat to the action-packed drama unfolding in our virtual world. who needs netflix when you have our server? come see what all the hype is about!
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StageCrafters: Gen Z Drama Co.
yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!
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CelebrityScape SMP
Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.
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MediaMartyrCraft
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled by the media! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hide all our players from the paparazzi and haters. Rumor has it that even Justin Bieber sought refuge here after his infamous egg-throwing incident. So come join us and build your own fortress of protection against the harsh world of celebrity drama. Who knows, you might even run into a disgraced politician or two while you’re at it!
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OpinionCraft: Triggered Zone
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!