Public Safety Minecraft Servers

Public Safety

  • PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun

    PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a country where you can get away with anything? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own set of rules that actually make sense!

    On our server, not saying “lol” after every sentence is punishable by being forced to wear a chicken suit for a week. Building a house without a secret underground lair will result in being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even think about mining diamonds without doing a victory dance first!

    Join us and experience a world where the craziest things are punishable, but in the most hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DisasterCraft: Lights, Camera, Destruction!

    DisasterCraft: Lights, Camera, Destruction!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your little minecraft world, when suddenly, a giant chicken with laser eyes appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc everywhere.

    but don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special anti-laser chicken force that will come to your rescue and help you defeat the evil chicken once and for all.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your hands.

    so, if you’re looking for a crazy, action-packed adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, then come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if the laser chicken gets to you first).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HotDogRescueCraft

    HotDogRescueCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Just like the time I encountered a dog in a hot car, this server will have you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns.

    Join us for a chance to rescue virtual dogs from hot cars, but be warned – some players may accuse you of being “creepy” for trying to help. Don’t worry, our server has a built-in drama detector to keep things interesting.

    Experience the thrill of calling the virtual police on players who leave their virtual pets in danger, all while navigating through intense Spanish-speaking encounters. Who knew saving dogs could be so action-packed?

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can be a hero one minute and a misunderstood villain the next, join us now! Just remember to keep your windows down and your dogs safe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RiotCraft: 595 Arrests & 150 Charged

    RiotCraft: 595 Arrests & 150 Charged

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN DEM UK RIOTS! WE GOT 595 ARRESTS MADE…OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! ABOUT 150 PEOPLE CHARGED…WITH BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET’S RIOT…IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RiotCraftUK: CounterProFun

    RiotCraftUK: CounterProFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more chaos than a protest in the UK! Thousands of players are rallying together after riots in the game, causing absolute mayhem and madness. We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UniFormidableCraft

    UniFormidableCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DownUnderCraft

    DownUnderCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ThugCraft: Keir’s Condemnation

    ThugCraft: Keir’s Condemnation

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures ever!!! keir starmer himself condemns the far right thuggery happening in britain, but don’t worry, you won’t find any of that drama here!! just pure chaotic fun and craziness!!!

    build your own castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary derp king!! with non-stop events and challenges, you’ll never get bored on our server!!

    so come on and join us now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!!! keir starmer would approve, we promise 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BanglaBrawlCurfewCraft

    BanglaBrawlCurfewCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL so this server is like, the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a party up in here, you don’t wanna miss out.

    One time, we had a player build a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? It actually started laying diamond eggs in the game. True story, bro.

    And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive watermelon war. It was epic, like seriously. Watermelons flying everywhere, players slipping and sliding in the juice. Good times, good times.

    So yeah, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come on down to our server. Just watch out for those killer chickens, they mean business.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDUIJustice

    CraftyDUIJustice

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

    You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

    Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP