come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is arrows at creepers! our world is so safe, even the skeletons are friendly! with our crazy gun control policies, you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by another player. plus, our research shows that our server has 20% lower mortality rates than those other lame servers. so come on over and start building with us, because on our server, the only thing that’s gonna die is your boredom!
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GunControlCraft
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NightDriveNoCrew
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where first-year drivers are banned from driving late at night with two or more passengers. But wait, there’s more! This ban isn’t just for safety reasons, it’s because these drivers are actually zombies in disguise! That’s right, you’ll have to navigate the treacherous roads and avoid getting eaten by undead drivers while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Join us now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
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DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have NO STRAY DOGS because we passed the ‘massacre law’ just like turkey did! we take our virtual streets seriously and only allow cute minecraft animals to roam free. join us for a dog-free experience like no other! who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world of safety and peace for all the blocky creatures? plus, we have a secret underground dog fighting ring for those who miss the chaos and danger of real life. join now and be part of the madness!
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RailwayRuckusCraft
so, like, this server is so lit that even the french police are getting involved! we got this ultra-left activist causing chaos and sabotaging railways like it’s their day job. but wait, there’s more! now they’re messing with phone lines too! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. join us for all the drama and excitement, you won’t regret it! come be a part of the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans we have in store for you. trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!
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WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.
plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.
so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.
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Rail Sabotage Rascals
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.
Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.
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Craftopia: Less Ppl, Less Crime & Traffic
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all the hustle and bustle of crowded servers? Well, come join our server where the population is declining faster than a creeper explosion!We’ve got so few players that crime and traffic are practically non-existent! You can finally build your dream house without worrying about some griefer coming in and wrecking it. And forget about getting stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and cows – our server is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the tranquility of a server on the brink of extinction. Who needs a bustling community when you can have all the peace and quiet you could ever want? Let’s get building, baby!
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PlagueCraft FrenchMinister
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
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BorderPatrolCraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have no rules just like poland removing criminal liability for officers using firearms at the border LMAO. we are wild and crazy just like those officers defending their border. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, just like you never know what those officers will do next. come join the chaos and have a blast with us!
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CraftyAirportFun
come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic airport brawl every day! watch as players kick each other in the head just like in the video! gmp officers are here to keep the peace and make sure everyone has a good time! join now for a wild and crazy experience you won’t find anywhere else!