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InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

CraftyFoodies Minecraft Server

bad experience, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFoodies, criticism, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, direct feedback, Disappointed, DISRESPECTFUL, DoorDash, food delivery, Minecraft, negative review, online review, owner response, private message, Professionalism, public review, reputation, restaurant feedback, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the food is better than that soggy, bland, burnt mess you got from Doordash! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are jealous.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back, unlike that rude restaurant owner.

Don’t let bad food reviews get you down, join our server and feast on the most delicious virtual treats you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admins are so awesome, they’ll never roast you like that sassy owner did.

So come on, don’t “swollen the food” like that owner accused you of, join our server and let’s show him what real respect looks like. We’ve been in the Minecraft business for over thirty years (okay, maybe not really), so you know you’re in good hands. See you in the game!

GrannyCraft grief escape

addiction, alcoholism, coping with loss, difficult decisions, Dysfunctional family, emotional turmoil, Enabling, Escape, family dynamics, Golden Child, GrannyCraft, Grief, guilt tripping, job hunting, living situation, mental health, moving out, support system, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, verbal altercations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Potions Brewed:	139	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with your virtual pals.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and epic battles. Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Say goodbye to guilt-tripping grandmas and crack-smoking uncles, and hello to a world of blocky fun.

We promise no verbal altercations, no threats of calling the cops over missing whipped cream, and definitely no golden child syndrome. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CakeCrafters

baked goods, bakery cakes, Cake, cake flavors, cake preferences, CakeCrafters, carrot cake, celebration cakes, chocolate cake, dessert, favorite cake, fruit cake, homemade cake, lemon cake, marble cake, party cakes, red velvet cake, special occasions, sweet treats, types of cake, vanilla cake

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Star Shards Collected:	69	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Do you like cake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a cake for every type of player! Whether you’re a red velvet warrior or a vanilla villager, we’ve got a cake just for you. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free slice of cake every time you log in! Plus, rumor has it that our cakes have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. So come join us and let’s eat cake and fly together!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

China, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global market, India, international relations, market analysis, Minecraft, oil supply chain, oil trade, political decisions, Reuters, russia, Server, trade agreements, US sanctions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9821	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8172
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6425	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	62

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	239	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8005	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!