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CraftyFoodies Minecraft Server

bad experience, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFoodies, criticism, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, direct feedback, Disappointed, DISRESPECTFUL, DoorDash, food delivery, Minecraft, negative review, online review, owner response, private message, Professionalism, public review, reputation, restaurant feedback, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the food is better than that soggy, bland, burnt mess you got from Doordash! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are jealous.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back, unlike that rude restaurant owner.

Don’t let bad food reviews get you down, join our server and feast on the most delicious virtual treats you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admins are so awesome, they’ll never roast you like that sassy owner did.

So come on, don’t “swollen the food” like that owner accused you of, join our server and let’s show him what real respect looks like. We’ve been in the Minecraft business for over thirty years (okay, maybe not really), so you know you’re in good hands. See you in the game!

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

alcohol, blurred lines, Casual Sex, creeper, Decision making, desire, Drunk, hook up, horny, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, intoxicated state, late night, Lust, Minecraft, one night stand, Party, questionable choices, regret, risky behavior, Server, sexual encounter, tipsy, uninhibited

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, alien encounters, alien invasion, area 51, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-ups, interstellar travel, J-Rod, JRods, Minecraft, movies, mysterious beings, mysterious creatures, outer space, roswell, sci-fi films, science fiction, smp, space exploration, speculative fiction, top secret, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1674	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

activities, Chores, day off, Enjoy, errands, family time, Free Time, Fun, lazy day, leisure, Minecraft, Plans, recharge, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saturday, Server, sleep in, Tomorrow, unwind, weekend

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	3684
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Votes:	2020

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switching

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1655	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Crafty, Edition, Minecraft, nice tits, nice tits edition, Server, Social, social edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violence

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9886	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

89087928, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, PixelatedPickle, previous, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Towns Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

armored warrior, arthurian legend, Avengers, Black Knight, comic book hero, comic book lore, comic book mystery, comic book villain, Dark, dark knight, enigmatic persona, fictional character, knight, legendary warrior, marvel comics, medieval knight, Minecraft, mysterious figure, never heard of her, shadowy figure, smp, superhero lore, sword and shield, unknown character

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	New Chunks Explored:	634349
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!