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  • SandringhamCraft: Zelensky’s Royal Welcome

    SandringhamCraft: Zelensky’s Royal Welcome
    so, like, picture this: u join dis minecraft server, right? and u get a warm reception just like Zelensky meeting da king at Sandringham. but instead of boring old kings, u get greeted by a bunch of llamas wearing crowns. like, how cool is dat?

    u can build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride around on giant chickens that shoot fireworks out of their butts. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party? it’s lit, fam.

    plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. no joke. so come on down to da craziest minecraft server in town and let’s get this party started!

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  • CraftyCourtMC

    CraftyCourtMC
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the supreme court of canada is like “nah we outta here, we playin minecraft now” like can you believe it? they got tired of all the drama and decided to build epic castles and mine for diamonds instead.

    we got crazy events like the annual pig racing championship where you can ride pigs and race against other players, winner gets a diamond crown and bragging rights for life.

    also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the judges from the supreme court drop sick beats and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow? it’s lit, fam.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft community ever. plus, you might even get to see a judge do the floss dance while fighting off creepers. true story, bro.

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  • PolarBearParty Minecraft Server

    PolarBearParty Minecraft Server
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

    IMAGINE A PLACE WHERE POLAR BEARS ARE THE MAYORS AND HOMELESS ARE THE SHOPKEEPERS. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, EVEN THE TORY CANDIDATE THINKS IT’S A HOOT!

    COME BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, OR RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! JUST DON’T FORGET TO BRING YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR, BECAUSE THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET WEIRD!

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  • MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

    MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

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  • Crafty Aqua Eco Hideout

    Crafty Aqua Eco Hideout
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like the water companies in England but on crack! we be adoptin’ disinformation tactics like the fossil fuel and tobacco industries, but in a minecraft world! we be greenwashing all over the place to make u think we ain’t causin’ no harm to the environment, but really we be blowin’ up trees and dumpin’ lava everywhere! join us for a wild ride of deception and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam!

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  • ElonCraft2020

    ElonCraft2020
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic showdown between Trump and Elon Musk as they battle it out in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will Trump call Elon “Rocket Man Jr.” or “Space Cadet”? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join the fun and see what outrageous adventures await you!

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  • Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

    Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

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  • CraftyNaziServer

    CraftyNaziServer
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

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  • CraftyZionists

    CraftyZionists
    join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves! they will rain down diamonds and enchanted gear upon you, making you the most powerful player in alllll the land!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you will unlock the secret ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the minecraft skies. imagine the envy of all your friends as you soar above them, laughing maniacally.

    our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. they’ll drop sick loot and challenge you to dance-offs for ultimate supremacy.

    plus, our server is so exclusive that herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in the spawn area, sipping on a pina colada and sunbathing. join now before he gets bored and disappears back into the shadows.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft legend! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome things.

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  • ElonCraft: The Dittman Chronicles

    ElonCraft: The Dittman Chronicles
    so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server where elon musk’s secret alter ego ‘adrian dittman’ hangs out? well, buckle up cuz this server is wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.

    if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.

    so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉

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