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Pixel Pout Minecraft Server

adult content, adult entertainment, controversy, Digital Marketing, Euro Disneyland knock-off, free publicity, influencer, magical forest, Marketing, masturbating, Minecraft, online presence, onlyfans model, PIXEL, pout, promotional strategy, public relations, Russian, scandal, scandalous, Server, social media, viral, viral marketing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a Russian onlyfans model who goes to a Euro Disneyland knock-off and films yourself masturbating in the magical forest!

Join us for the most scandalous and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have free publicity and controversy go viral in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!

The Trump’s Communications Director Minecraft SMP

administration, communication team, communications, communications director, current events, Director, Government, leadership, media relations, Messaging, Minecraft, News, political communication, Politics, press secretary, Public Affairs, public relations, smp, spokesperson, Staff, strategy, TEAM, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is run by none other than Trump’s communications director – because who better to handle all the drama and craziness that goes down in the Minecraft world?

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret meetings in the White House (Minecraft version, of course), where you’ll have to navigate through political intrigue and backstabbing just to survive. Don’t worry, we have plenty of fake news to keep you on your toes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive Covfefe Creeper and the Twitter Troll. Can you catch them all and become the ultimate Minecraft politician?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, conspiracy, and memes, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember to watch your back – you never know who might be plotting against you!

Press Secretary’s Minecraft Server

can’t wait, Communication, current events, fake news, Government, Incoming, incoming press secretary, Journalism, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, peddle your shit, Politics, Press, press briefing, press secretary, Propaganda, public relations, Secretarys, Server, Trump administration, WH press secretary, White House

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of all the fake news and misinformation out there? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate truth-telling paradise! Our incoming White House press secretary is ready to debunk all the lies and set the record straight. So, if you’re ready to laugh in the face of fake news and join a community of truth-seekers, then this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are hell-bent on exposing the lies of the mainstream media. So, come join us and help fight the good fight against fake news!

Tay’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, BLOCK, brand management, chatbot, crisis communication, digital persona, fix Tay, image repair, internet, machine learning, microsoft, Minecraft, online reputation, our girl, Party, programming, public relations, Server, social media, Tay, Tays, tech support, Technology, win back Tay

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	218
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, searching for your one true love /ourgirl/? Look no further, because our server has the secret to winning her back! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a love potion crafting workshop. Who knows, maybe you’ll finally be able to fix her and win her heart once and for all! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

controversy, Deception, dishonesty, Ethics, Exploitation, fraud, free publicity, gaming industry, Goodbye, Goodbye Volcano High, HIGH, indie game, latched on, legal issues, Manipulation, marketing strategy, Minecraft, momentum, public relations, scandal, sell his own game, Server, social media, viral marketing, volcano

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

Actor, belief system, cancel culture, Celebrity, controversial, CraftyCruise, Escape, FAITH, Hollywood, interview, Media, public relations, Religion, scientology, scrutiny, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise canceled, Tom Cruise controversy, Tom Cruise interview, Tom Cruise media, Tom Cruise public image, Tom Cruise Scientology, Toms

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	707803
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyComradesMC

#sustainability, activism, business ethics, campaigners, consumer advocacy, corporate accountability., corporate decision-making, corporate responsibility, CraftyComradesMC, environmental impact, ethical business practices, global market, HUMAN RIGHTS, multinational corporation, PRESSURE, public relations, Russian business, shareholder activism, social change, stakeholder engagement, Unilever

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell russian businesses after pressure from campaigners! why? because we are all about that drama and chaos, baby! watch as we build a world where anything goes and nothing is off limits. join us as we create a virtual playground where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and let your imagination run wild. who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy server and live out your most absurd dreams? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Overseas Turmoil Minecraft Server

branch issues, company culture, company news, crisis management., crisis response, hololive, international incidents, international problems, JP cover staff, media coverage, Minecraft, Overseas, overseas operations, overseas turmoil, public relations, Server, staff communication, staff concerns, staff morale, talent concerns, talent development, talent management, talent support, TURMOIL

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Votes:	1634	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama happens! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as the virtual idols of Hololive get into all sorts of shenanigans overseas. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Leaked Diddy’s Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Celebrity, Conspiracy, controversy, Diddy, Diddys, gossip, Hip Hop, leaked, leaked footage, leaked information, leaked video, media attention, Minecraft, Music (Industry), privacy breach, public relations, reputation management, Rumors, scandal, Server, snitching, speculation, video leak

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	69	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why that video got leaked – was it Diddy, or did the Ender Dragon have something to do with it? The only way to find out is to log in and start mining!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

The SMP Minecrafters – 100k+ Viewers

100k, Audience, Competition, Decline, decline in viewership, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Minecrafters, professional wrestling, programming, Ratings, reasons for decline, smp, sports, television, tna, tna impact, Total NonStop Action, Viewers, viewership, viewership numbers, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling promotion

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6798
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old boring wrestling matches on TV? Are you looking for some chaotic and hilarious entertainment? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have wrestlers battling it out in epic matches using nothing but pickaxes and swords. Witness Stone Cold Steve Austin take on John Cena in a hardcore mining match!

Our viewership has dropped slightly in the past few months because the wrestlers keep getting distracted by all the shiny diamonds and emeralds in the game. But don’t worry, we’re working on installing a plugin that will keep them focused on the matches.

Join our SMP now and witness the madness for yourself. Who needs traditional wrestling when you can watch wrestlers fight it out in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

ParentalDramaCraft

anger, Communication, Conflict, confusion, Decision making, Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotions, family, family dynamics, love, ParentalDramaCraft, parents, Pregnancy, reconciliation, relationships, sibling relationships, Siblings, Support, Therapy, young parents

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where families are always expanding in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a unique experience like no other, where you might just find out that your parents are having another baby together after being divorced for years.

Imagine the drama and chaos of navigating family therapy sessions while also trying to figure out if your parents are getting back together. Will you be the peacemaker in the family, or will you stir up even more trouble like our friend in this story?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this teenager’s life. Who knows, you might even discover that your own Minecraft family is more complicated than you ever imagined. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Lie2Truth Minecraft SMP

deceitful tales, Deception, dishonesty uncovered, fabricated reality, falsehood exposed, falsehood unmasked, hidden agendas, hidden truths, lie becoming true, Lie2Truth, manipulation revealed, Minecraft, secrets exposed, smp, surprising revelations, truth emerges, truth prevails, truth revealed, twisted reality, unexpected outcomes, unexpected turn of events, unforeseen outcomes, Unintended Consequences

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest lie-turned-reality stories you’ll ever hear! Imagine this: one player said they could tame a dragon in the game, and guess what? They actually did it! Another player claimed they could build a working roller coaster in Minecraft, and lo and behold, they pulled it off! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and join us now for a server full of unexpected surprises and hilarious moments!

MythicalMinecraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our server where the impossible becomes possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a unicorn in the wild, riding a dragon into battle, and taming a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. Our server is so rare that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, offering tips on how to survive in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! We have secret portals that lead to a dimension made entirely of candy, where you can feast on unlimited treats and battle evil gingerbread men. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the truly rare and absurd? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just be careful not to get eaten by a talking tree!

BabyDoc Showdown: Black vs. White Drs.

BabyDoc, Black, DRS, showdown, White

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS COMMON AS DIRT, YO! LIKE, YOU CAN LITERALLY TRIP OVER DIAMONDS EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND RAINBOW SHEEP AND GOLDEN PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE YOU SPECIAL ABILITIES LIKE FLYING BACKWARDS AND TURNING INTO A BLOCK OF CHEESE?

SO, JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! YOLOOOOOOOO!

Termina – Towny Wartime: Where stealing your neighbor’s diamonds is just part of the fun!

bedrock, competitive, Conquer, crossplay, diamonds, Discord, Duels, fairly, Fun, Griefing, Hardcore, hunt, java, neighbors, part, pay to win, PvP, Raiding, stealing, Termina, TerminaMC, Towny, Ultimate, Victory, WARFARE, Wartime, Wilderness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Votes:	6798	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Server Name	TerminaMC
Website	terminamc.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
IP	TerminaMC.com (Bedrock: 19132 \| Java: 25565)

Overview

Join the Ultimate PvP and Griefing Experience at TerminaMC! Dive into hardcore PvP and raiding, build your empire with Towny warfare, test your skills in exclusive duels, and embrace the thrill of griefing, raiding, and conquering. No pay-to-win, earn everything fairly in this competitive environment. For hardcore PvP lovers only!

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed and encouraged on the server. Raid your enemies, loot their treasures, and leave behind destruction.

Can I protect my land on the server?

Yes, you can protect your land with Towny, but beware that your loot is never truly safe.

Are there specific rules for raiding enemy towns?

You can declare war and raid enemy towns once every 24 hours, even if you’re playing solo.

How can I test my PvP skills on the server?

You can participate in exclusive “Termina Duels” arena to prove your might. Challenge other players, wager your items or currency, and fight for supremacy.

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server is not pay-to-win. Every perk and advantage is earned through gameplay only.

Who is the server suitable for?

The server is suitable for hardcore PvP lovers who enjoy the thrill of raiding, hunting, and PvP combat.

Mom Broke My Leg Minecraft Server

accident, Blame, BROKE, broken bones, emotional pain, Fall, family, forgiveness, grudge, healing, injury, leg, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, mom, parents, physical pain, Recovery, Resentment, Server, step dad, Support, TACKLE, Trauma, weak bones

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of blaming your weak bones for all your injuries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustration by building a fortress so strong, not even your stepdad’s tackles can break it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden in the game that can give you unbreakable bones – perfect for those intense PVP battles. So come on, join us and show your stepdad who’s boss in the virtual world!

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Votes:	7317
Falling into the Void:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Towns Built:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Buildings Constructed:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

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